Jetsun

A dude. LOVES hot wheels and hanging with the boys. and occasional girl. Booty so thiCC ya'll can't resist.

Stop smacking Jetsun's ass!

by OxferdDicktionary October 4, 2017

Bishop Justus

Soo... Where should i even begin with this amazing, fantastic school for only the wildest cretins ranging from religious sniffers to bottom lip drippers.
Send your troubled ‘children’ here to get the Lords Bible beaten into them by the ghost of Miss Bucannon who still haunts the First floor of the school.

But there’s nothing better than the amount of little wet kids who think their bad. This is not all tho, the teachers are the biggest mindfucks and make no sense at all.

So to wrap it up only send your children here if you either, hate them or want them to become failures.

Hi i’m Andrew and i go Bishop Justus, so i’m a mong.

by SimonMurphy November 25, 2020

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu

but fucking a man wile trying to restrain him

this man got Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu

by anonymous February 27, 2023

johari jitsu

The use of self-promotional information volunteered by someone who lacks self-awareness to draw unfavorable conclusions about them.

We asked a job candidate to tell us something funny he saw at work, and he told us about a prank he pulled that must have been absolutely humiliating to one of his coworkers. It didn't take much johari jitsu to realize this sociopath would be a bad fit.

by enjoy_the_chaos July 28, 2011

Justupid

Another way to call someone named Justina.

Hey Justupid get over here.

Hey Justupid when you where shwasted you said "boobs boobs boobs" like a million times.

by Hugh JaCock January 13, 2008

Jiu Jitsu

(Japanese) Jiu Jitsu is most defenetly the best martial art there is. The objecitive is to weaken your opponent by kicking and punching. After that you throw him/her on the ground and choke or hold your opponent to make him/her give up.

Unlike karate you dont have to bow to every fucking thing in the room.

Jiu Jitsu is the best martial art ever.

by Georgioz January 16, 2010

Jew-Jitsu

Jew-Jitsu - Literally the meaning of an ancient and unspeakable evil created by the nefarious Lord Guru in the days of Watanagashi. Learning this ancient art is a combination of will, dedication, and the ability to hold in a six pack of six packs. Its main focus is speed and accuracy, with a strength roll of -15 for every attack, but a bonus of +25 speed and accuracy. Hong-Wing-Jin attempted to open up a center for teaching Jew-Jitsu, but the attempt failed due to accidental...ACCIDENTAL...suicides. Watch out for those who know this art although, because it is harsher than that of a thousand pokes in the matter of .31 biolithy seconds. You have been warned.

Common sightings of Jew-Jitsu masters are extremely skinny, and can range from skin colors yellow to green, with shades of purple. Effective against toddlers, but useless against adults.

Chun: Abraham, you have been a good pupil. Now, we practice the rights of Jew-Jitsu.

Abraham: But, Master! I have not completed the late-night in-the-dark homosexual acts!

Chun: Very well then.

Marine: Hike those pants up soldier, i aint' havin' no jew-jitsu 'round my encampment!

by Terran. April 14, 2010