A stunning famous english glamour model with very large boobs, has appeared in Playboy and I'm a celebrity get me out of here (british reality TV program)
by Muse Fan July 6, 2006
Get the Jordanmug. 
Jordan is a funny and sweet guy. He will remember everything about you. If you tell him your birthday, he will remember. If you tell him to do something in an hour or so, he will remember. But he's only like that to people he really cares about. Jordan may seem really sad but more then not he's pretty happy when he's with the person he loves. If you break up with Jordan, be careful because he sees relationships as once you break up you guys might never talk again. He will be even more sad, and still he might be faking it, then before you two broke up. Jordan probably still wants to be friends but doesn't know how because he still probably likes you.
Girl: That guy is so funny and approachable!
Guy: I know right! I'm pretty sure his name is Jordan.
Girl: Now that I think about it, I think that is his name.
Guy: I know right! I'm pretty sure his name is Jordan.
Girl: Now that I think about it, I think that is his name.
by That_one_sad_person March 10, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. an albino that throws kids in bushes. an ass eater that licks bumm hole. his favourite foods are egg roll, noodle and rice
Jordan is a hoe
by a stupid ranga January 27, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. When your boobs are so on point that everybody stops what they're doing to say "damn!"; always looking jaw dropping good
by DashinglySeth September 14, 2016
Get the Jordaningmug. Hes that jersey kid who annoys the fuck out of you by ignoring everyone. However, if he did not do that then it wouldnt be him. All in all he is pretty chill and cool when he doesnt ignore you.
Friend: "Dude lets meet up with (person) at the movies.
Friend 2: "Its not worth it hes a jordan. He'll just ignore you"
jersey friend annoying
Friend 2: "Its not worth it hes a jordan. He'll just ignore you"
jersey friend annoying
by notvicfierce February 6, 2014
Get the jordanmug. The smart, loving person with a unique personality. She fights hard when it comes to bad situations. Cares when a friend or family is in need of it. Jordan is amazing.
by just_that_one_girl February 4, 2018
Get the Jordanmug.