Michael Jordan

If you seriously don't know who Michael Jordan is then you're retarded

You don't know who Michael Jordan is? you're a dumbass.

by Jeremy Eugene June 4, 2008

Jordain

real, mindblowing, phresh, dope, retro, party starter, better then every bitch there is

infamous- jordain

by xox2hotforu May 1, 2009

JORDAN(GIRL)

Is a smart thick girl. She will fight for her friends and family. She has a very nice ass. She is stubborn and has a attitude, but she is loyal and has a lot if fun. Jordan isn't scared of nobody. She will say wat she got to say. She is sarcastic in a polite way.
You will love Jordan

Tyler~ Dude Jordan is a good friend

Matt~ Yeah really is I wanna go out with her

Tyler Bet I'll beat you to it!

Matt~ Your, on let's go

Jordan(Girl) is the best

We love you Jordan

by Nydia Harper May 11, 2018

Jordan

A Jordan is super athletic. He is very popular. He is sweet but don't get me wrong if u say something wrong he will attack u like there is no tomorrow. Jordan has a lot in common with his friends. He is super funny he knows how to make everyone laugh and he can make the funniest faces ever! When he likes someone he falls in love with them and is very sensitive so if u break a Jordan's heart good luck. A Jordan always has a girl best friend who they have a lot in common with. Many girls like him and many guys want to be him.

Girl 1: that guy has to be a jordan
Boy 1: I want to be as athletic as Jordan!

by jojodiamond October 28, 2018

Jordan's Law

If you fart when it appears that nobody's around, you can be certain that a hot chick will walk by in a matter of seconds.

When the hot chick turned pale amidst his cloud of stank, young Pablo realized that Jordan's Law had screwed him over again.

by Taloon64 November 10, 2006

Floor Jordan

Michael Jordan playing for the Washington Wizards, when he was old and could not perform like the 'Air Jordan' of his earlier career with the Bulls.

Jordan on a breakaway, and it's a lay-up for Floor Jordan

by TotallyVindicated December 4, 2011

Jordan

There is a major difference between a boy Jordan and a girl Jordan. This definition will clarify. A girl Jordan, being given a traditionally male first name by her parents, rocks the name like no ones business. A girl Jordan is a tom boy at heart, but is a sexy stylish girl to attract the boys. A girl Jordan loves to laugh and has an infectious smile. A girl Jordan will put on a badass don't give a shit about anything woaaa why is she such a bitch front, but a girl Jordan is a sweetheart. A girl Jordan is smart and beautiful so get her and hold on because she will be off and running.

Why is she so good at everything?
She's a Jordan.

A boy?
No, a girl Jordan!

Wow, she looks like a bitch!
Relax, she is a Jordan.

by ztopwazhere February 16, 2010