Jewdo

A jewish guido. half jewish, half italian, full fist pumpin partier. Can be spotted in the gym, tanning, doing laundry,(GTL) at the beach and sometimes in temple. Hangs out with all types of people and can create a good time anywhere.

"Wow that kids a real guido.....oh wait he's just a jewdo."
"We should defiantly bring the Jewdo with us to attract some girls"
"Yoo jewdo come spot me on this last set"

by drewgotts May 10, 2010

jewlock

Braided sideburns that are twisted and ugly like the people that invented them. Or a Decorative ornamant you hang on your front door in the shape of a swastica or Hitler figure that wards off those dirty unwanted ones...

Christine had Jewlocks the other day.

by Gart Darley December 10, 2007

Jewboo

A name to call your boyfriend if he's a Jew or has the name Juan.

I want a Jewboo.

by DeAnnapwns January 10, 2009

jewhorse

A word that came out of my mouth when I was drunk one night. Used to enhance road rage.

Used to define utter stupidity and retardation.

Brainless acts of human interaction

You're sitting at a stop sign with a soccer mom in front of you. There is PLENTY of time to TURN/GO STRAIGHT, but she continues to wait at the stop sign for a gap of more than 20 car lengths to pull her minivan out into the road.

"GO you jewhorse!!!"

by Jason lilevo August 29, 2005

jewlocks

Dreadlocks on the head of a dirty Jew. Dirty stinky hair braided into large clumps.

Gage: Dude, I am totally getting some jewlocks tommorow. I am getting my Mexican Butt Buddy Jose Gonzalas to do them for me.
John: Fag!!! JEW!!!

by Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld March 13, 2008

jewmongous

Main Entry: jew·moung·ous
Function: adjective
Etymology: Greek jewantikos, from jewgant-, jewgas giant, jewish
: exceeding the usual or expected (as in size, force, or prominence) <a man of jewmoungous stature> <made a last jewmongous effort> <jewmongous industrial combines> <jewmongous chode>

That house is jewmongous!

by dub56 February 4, 2004

jewdoer

an insult to an idiot who just did something completely futile, ignorant, stupid, ridiculous, etc.

usually, the idiot is your friend.

"You freakin' Jewdoer."

"Because you're a Jewdoer."

by krystal April 5, 2005