Jenison

They party all night, and sleep during school. The kids here rebel against the conservative lifestyle of their parents. Every kid is likely to have a DUI before they even turn 21. They know how to have a good time, there's no doubt about it.

"Who's going to that party?"
"A bunch of Jenison girls"
"HELL YEAH!"

by sdfsdfdfdfdfdfdfdfdf July 14, 2009

jensen

A very sexy man, the most sexy man you will ever meet in fact. A jensen has a huge cock and is amazing with women. They’re quite possibly some of the best people and most well liked people ever. Nothing tops a jensen.

becky: omg he is such a jensen!
samantha: i know, he’s so sexy and he has such a way with women.

by anonymous December 14, 2020

[Lyle Jensen]

a character played by Joseph Gordon-Levitt in the movie "Manic".Lyle is a teen whose sent to a physicart hospital.He beat a classmate nearly to death with a baseball bat.He befriends other teens in the hospital.

Lyle Jensen:"I promise i would never hurt you."

by torz504 October 6, 2008

Pulling a jens

waiting 2 hours after your mate fucks a chick just to suck out his cum

You're pulling a jens mate, I just fucked this chick 2 hours before...

by pullinajens September 5, 2016

THE JENSEN

a bible super hero. who loves mr pibb

by andy tran March 23, 2003

reverse jenson

sitting on the toilet backwards while jacking off

I was caught sitting reverse jenson while whacking off to a poster on the wall.

by highest paid CO February 23, 2011

Jens

Jens is a guy with talents. He's supportive, loyal, and hot. This is the guy who doesn't get the chance to get girls but is friends whit a lot of girls because he doesn't know what he wants in life. He has a large enough H.S.M.M or heat-seeking moisture missile to pleasure any women's cock-socket

Mia: "OMG it's a Jens let's hope he'll perform a sexually act!!"
Emma: "I'd like his heat-seeking moisture missile in my cock-socket."

by RiceEater007 November 2, 2017