Jacob

a dumb bitch with blonde curky hair usually also a stoner

omg dont be a jacob
Jordan was acting like a jacob yesterday

by ponyboy11134 November 11, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is a short or sometimes tall man, These types of males are alpha males oh and there thots too.

Jacob:
"Hey, I copied you're work"
The Copied person:
"What the Fuck!"

by Eric Peatter December 11, 2018

Jacob

He’s the type of person to think he’s the best. And utterly fail at proving it.

Person 1: why is he on the floor?
Person 2: he said he could climb a tree faster than me
Person 1: aren’t you the best climber in the world
Person 2: yes
Jacob (from the floor) : NOT MUCH LONGER!!

by He likes bees February 18, 2020

Jacob

A fantastic wrestler that always thinks he can just tag along if it’s fine with you. If you didn’t already know he loves his champion hoodie and thinks that she is not bad for a vh girl.

Jacob actually can’t just tag along wit you

by John Tuesday October 2, 2019

Jacob

Dick balls blue waffles death depression cock more death and sex with an Oliver all at the same time

Man I hate Jacob it’s such a bad disease

by Animegirl69 July 18, 2020

Jacob

A prick with no sense of comedy who thinks everyone else is his servant.

Im not making waffles, you Jacob. Learn to cook you idiot.

by Cheeze, Slayer of Your Mom June 7, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is that one really sus friend who can do and will do anything as long as you say ur mad sus

Random guy: can we invite Jacob Other guy: no hes mad sus

by eRaZelo April 29, 2020