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Jefferson

I love you Jefferson so much I love how you make me feel sometimes you know I cry sometimes and get mad but it’s all because I love you. I love how u say “wuv” just like me and you say stuff that makes me laugh and I love when you call me mamas and mommy I miss you. your asleep right now but I miss you and I’m excited to see u soon.
I love Jefferson
by Kiittyyycatmeow August 3, 2024
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Jefferson Airplane Stoned

When you smoke so much reefer all you want to do is trip out on music. When you are so high you can see the music.
She was weaving back and forth to the music and he realized she was Jefferson Airplane stoned. Johnny then had an evil vs good battle with himself about whether or not he was going to take advantage of her in this moment.
by Shaoli June 12, 2016
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Thomas Jefferson Arts Academy

Ah, where to start? To start, this is the place where roaches breed to reproduce their babies to create more roaches to roam the classrooms, bathrooms, auditorium, & stairwells. (Amazing) Next, the home of the conflicted genders. Third, the home of many phones where one day a person/group can trespass into the school and one day to take the phones taken from security guards. It's a public school open to all but it is considered a concentrated camp by anonymously.
I wish to get my phone taken by _ _ _ _ _ _ _ at Thomas Jefferson Arts Academy.
by The_Definer_Of_Words April 14, 2022
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Jefferson

A badass kid that knows everything in the world. Most likely super strong and tall. Very mysterious, favorite interest is the CIA. He has very cool ideas and thinks he's cool. But in reality everyone just thinks he's a fucking geek.
Fucking idiot: "AHHH I DONT KNOW IF ITS OKAY TO PUT THIS IN THE MICROWAVE!!".
Smart idiot : "why don't you ask Jefferson?"
by Norahtheexplora August 19, 2025
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Thomas Jeffersons

People who contribute nothing to a conversation, arguement, etc... except for stating their opinion and nothing else.
Person 1: So TikTok is getting banned

Person 2: Yeah I do wonder why though

Persona 1: I believe it's over the fact that it's essentially Chinese Spyware

Person 3: Well, I don't care if they spy on me

Person 2: Thanks for the declaration of opinion, Thomas Jefferson

Person 3: What?

Person 1: Look if you've got nothing to say but your own opinion, piss off

Person 3: Jeez alright...

Person 2: Damn Thomas Jeffersons
by Wilhelmn August 2, 2020
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Jefferson is gay

A man who is sexually deprived or gay anal porn and prefers peoples buttholes with the name Kiefer.
Jefferson is gay! Get Kiefer here!
by icybertruckedelonmuskintheass February 5, 2019
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Jeffersons bath

When an item enters a toilet bowl where fecal matter exists, for example a dropped cell phone or plunger intervention required to clear a clog.
Similar to a Jeffersons pool party, but more personal/intimate.
I clogged the toilet so good, I thought the plunger was going to have to take a Jeffersons bath.
or
I dropped my cell phone in the toilet while taking a shit so I reached in and took a Jeffersons bath.
by anonymous June 26, 2025
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