Ivan Rodriguez

One of the most famous and successful actors in homosexual pornography ever. He has sucked more cock than anyone else in history and been shafted in every orifice more times than anyone can count. He is an inspiration to homosexuals everywhere.

Hey, didn't Ivan Rodriguez suck Nick's cock 20 times yesterday?

Ivan robbed a sperm bank yesterday because he was thirsty.

by gangstaassnigga April 17, 2011

crazy ivan

In bicyclist's lingo, a jogger who suddenly turns around without looking after reaching a mileage goal, usually with headphones on. If the crazy ivan is executed just as a cyclist is passing, it can be a dangerous maneuver, as the jogger is changing lanes to go the other direction. A jogger with headphones on may not hear an audible pass warning from a cyclist.

On the trail today, some runner did a crazy ivan and almost hit me. Idiot!

by Grizzlybike May 10, 2015

Ivan's Penis

A tool used to convert straight women to the art of lesbianism

Ivan's penis turned the women into a lesbian.

by Phillip J Benoit September 27, 2004

ivan milat

bowel movement

I did a real big IVAN MILAT this morning!

by shep milat October 10, 2003

Ivan moment

Something so totally fucking stupid all you have to say as a response to it is Ivan moment.

"I heard that Ivan crashed his ambulance into a tree. That's an Ivan moment."

by Mystic Scout April 28, 2022

Ivan Banan.

Sexy Blonde yOUNG man.
The next leader of the soviet union

Victor : wow IvAn Banan so sexyyy
Ivan Banan : HEHEHEHEHEH SUIIIII
(Ivan Banan.)

by BananFanBase March 1, 2022

Helen & Ivan

The cursed 2 words for every P6's in Singapore who had taken their Math PSLE which got every of the P6's emo.

Student 1: "Did you guys think you can get the Helen & Ivan question correct?"
Student 2: *gets killed by a 50 and 20 cent coin*
Student 1: "CHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! CALL MOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

by xDeezNuts October 10, 2021