One of the most famous and successful actors in homosexual pornography ever. He has sucked more cock than anyone else in history and been shafted in every orifice more times than anyone can count. He is an inspiration to homosexuals everywhere.
Hey, didn't Ivan Rodriguez suck Nick's cock 20 times yesterday?
Ivan robbed a sperm bank yesterday because he was thirsty.
Ivan robbed a sperm bank yesterday because he was thirsty.
by gangstaassnigga April 17, 2011
Get the Ivan Rodriguezmug. In bicyclist's lingo, a jogger who suddenly turns around without looking after reaching a mileage goal, usually with headphones on. If the crazy ivan is executed just as a cyclist is passing, it can be a dangerous maneuver, as the jogger is changing lanes to go the other direction. A jogger with headphones on may not hear an audible pass warning from a cyclist.
by Grizzlybike May 10, 2015
Get the crazy ivanmug. by Phillip J Benoit September 27, 2004
Get the Ivan's Penismug. by shep milat October 10, 2003
Get the ivan milatmug. Max Ivan
A max ivan is the gay or bisexual man that struggles to find his place in society. A max-van Nielsen never takes off their orange jacket, it has become a part of their flesh. Usually neo-nazis beware the young terrorist.
They try to change their ways but their insanity always gets the better of them.
Veldig rar kid, pass på.
A max ivan is the gay or bisexual man that struggles to find his place in society. A max-van Nielsen never takes off their orange jacket, it has become a part of their flesh. Usually neo-nazis beware the young terrorist.
They try to change their ways but their insanity always gets the better of them.
Veldig rar kid, pass på.
Friend 1: Oh my god he is exactly like a Max Ivan.
Friend 2: Please don't make contact with him, for your own safety
Friend 2: Please don't make contact with him, for your own safety
by Max-ivan´s mother February 13, 2020
Get the Max Ivanmug. The cursed 2 words for every P6's in Singapore who had taken their Math PSLE which got every of the P6's emo.
Student 1: "Did you guys think you can get the Helen & Ivan question correct?"
Student 2: *gets killed by a 50 and 20 cent coin*
Student 1: "CHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! CALL MOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
Student 2: *gets killed by a 50 and 20 cent coin*
Student 1: "CHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! CALL MOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
by xDeezNuts October 10, 2021
Get the Helen & Ivanmug. by Mystic Scout April 28, 2022
Get the Ivan momentmug.