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Idiot Juice

any form of alcohol that turns you into a idiot after drinking it.
Tom is down at the pub drinking some idiot juice.
by baddazoner June 13, 2011
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idiot fishing

When one makes a cardboard cat/dog, proceeds to spray paint it at least a drop realistically, with tinfoil eyes on both sides. Attach non reflective fishing line. Proceed to shoot/break immediate area street lights. Place artificial animal on other side of street, with end of fishing line in your hand. When a vehicle comes along proceed to drag the cardboard animal towards its untimely death. When the vehicle spots the reflection of the tinfoil eyes, end result should be either:
A- Skidmarks in the street
B- One dead cardboard animal with one very worried late night soccer mom.
C- Vehicle either stops or crashes.
When "C" happens, proceed to run like hell and dissapear to the pre determined safe houses.
What non-mormon kids do in Utah for fun.

John: Let's go idiot fishing!
Gage: Yeah sounds good, im getting tired of going dumple throwing.
by Norman the Non-Mormon February 11, 2008
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Microshit Idiot Exploder

The proper name for the internet browser Microsoft illegally put into every operating system. The software crashes frequently and dupes the user into downloading add-ons that slow the computer down and guzzle down RAM. And worst of all Microsoft stuck in restrictions that prohibit the user from uninstalling the browser.
The founders of Microsoft oughta be locked up for installing Microshit Idiot Exploder on our computers and forbidding us from deleting it.
by grizmaster April 12, 2011
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idiota

erres un idiota
by frostdiddy June 2, 2004
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American Idiot

To claim you are a die hard fan of Green Day when you only started liking them after American Idiot came out.

Instead of appreciating Green Day's older music, you play the two or three songs you downloaded on repeat until next week, when you will probably like a different band.

*Note: Newer Green Day albums are still decent but people who only like Green Day for songs like Know Your Enemy, don't really know what Green Day are all about.
Guy 1: "Oh man! I just love Green Day! I love their new stuff like Know Your Enemy, but I also love their old stuff like Holiday as well!"

Guy 2: "Shut up you American Idiot."
by Jack Gilbert February 27, 2010
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alpha idiot

Used to describe the leader of a pack of idiots. The Uber Idiot is the dumbest member of the pack.

Caompare to the alpha dog in a pack
Wow I spent that whole meeting trying to figure out who the alpha idiot on this project is.
by Fred Farnance January 14, 2005
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American Idiot

by The Ravenclaw Seeker March 12, 2005
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