ski mask

What happens when you give someone a facial that goes around both eyes and the mouth

I shot it on her face, but she could still see because I gave her a ski mask.

by Mr Pokey January 10, 2005

ski poles

A nickname given to any girl who has been known to simultaneously jerk off two guys sitting either side of her.

I hope ski poles is coming on our next excursion, Jack.
She sure made the bus trip a highlight last time.

by tweeter27 June 12, 2006

Tile Skiing

Tile skiing is when a person slips in something on a tile floor, and instead of falling, he/she slides on their feet

One morning after a sleep over, my friend Joanna and I were making breakfast, and she went tile skiing on her way to the fridge.

by mk90 March 06, 2010

LIL SKIES

A 'Lil' who can actually rap

Lil Skies is taking over the world

by immagrape July 25, 2018

ski bully

THAT guy (or girl) everyone hates! He cuts the lift line, he cuts you off on the slope, he never apologizes ... He has no regard for others happiness while at their favorite ski resort. (Actually, he's probably a snowboarder.)

Did you see that?! That skier literally pushed that snowboarder down and kicked snow in his face. What a "ski bully!"

Or

"It's 9 O'Clock and the lift is turning... get out of my way! You Suck! I'm the BEST! I deserve fresh tracks." -- Ski Bully (see www.skibully.com)

by C Stanford March 01, 2017

Skiing the Alps

Snorting cocaine.

Nicole Kidman looks like she's skiing the alps on the pictures showing powder on her face.

by Few Words August 04, 2010

ski beach

A small island on the California delta,that hosts big party on sundays, if your feeling horny you can go there and find yourself a stripper.... many of them, if your down to do some blow u can find that there to

If your mad at your daughter take her to ski beach and watch her Bhole get pounded

by Eric Rhinharte February 13, 2018