by Granny Apple 33 January 22, 2021

When you force your girl into your dead grandmas coffin at the wake, then proceed to throat fuck them
by Spitonitagaingrandma October 12, 2018

by monkeynuts94 April 6, 2015

by Thea Apryl March 18, 2022

someone ( typically a family member ) who turns up out of the blue when they hear a relative is dying & start pretending to be their best friend, stealing possessions, getting wills changed, misdirecting and confusing other relatives by starting arguments, acting aggressively and hiding information from other equally as important people to the soon to be deceased.
As soon as Aunty Mo got her diagnosis, the coffin chasers sprung straight into action! It was textbook! following their tried & tested methodology to ensure they got as much as they could - they hadn’t seen Mo in years - but when you have their eyes on the prize it’s hard to stop a real coffin chaser - you can be sure a true coffin chaser will always win the day. It’s an art form !
by TheSatisfiedCustomer December 19, 2023

A wholesome video game about two siblings stuck in a flat in a pandemic.
Has zero incest, cannibalism, rituals, patricide, matricide, demons, or clairvoyance at all.
Has zero incest, cannibalism, rituals, patricide, matricide, demons, or clairvoyance at all.
by Haru-Official December 27, 2023

Internet user of the older generation. Coffin dodger who uses the internet.
Person #1: The old folks in the home have now a new lease of life since the home had Internet installed.
Person #2: Yes, now i guess they can call themselves fully fledged Coffin Surfers!
Person #1: The old folks in the home have now a new lease of life since the home had Internet installed.
Person #2: Yes, now i guess they can call themselves fully fledged Coffin Surfers!
by Governator77 August 28, 2012
