Kowalski: "Drop your shit!"
PMC Soldier: "TARGET SPOTTED, LET'S KILL THIS PRI-"
Kowalski: "Eat shit, bastard!" *Throws a grenade.*
PMC Soldier: "Oh... Shi-" *kaboom.*
Kowalski: "Least he died in action!"
PMC Soldier: "TARGET SPOTTED, LET'S KILL THIS PRI-"
Kowalski: "Eat shit, bastard!" *Throws a grenade.*
PMC Soldier: "Oh... Shi-" *kaboom.*
Kowalski: "Least he died in action!"
by IzzyWizzyIzzy March 1, 2024

if a girl says "what are you talking about i didnt do that"
and the guy says " lol i thought you were different but your head is to gas like your the shit or something"
then that girl would say "fuck you i dont think i am all that"
and the guy says " lol i thought you were different but your head is to gas like your the shit or something"
then that girl would say "fuck you i dont think i am all that"
by oreo32 October 28, 2011

When making a levy and running out of sand to fill the bags you then use human feces because your dumb ass is too stupid to vacate new orleans even in the impending devastation of a hurricane named katrina your spade ass was warned in advance was going to fuck you up and you and the rest of the jiggaboos ended up in the superdome cause shit in retrospect makes bad sand bags...dance monkeys dance flig your monkey turds
by Heather hammered February 1, 2018

I have worthless gas station people telling me "I'm fine" and whether or not I'm fine is irrelevant. I'm not claiming being un-fine. I'm claiming being the creator or A.I. and not being paid. And it's a problem of child murdering purportion.
Hym "Your life is shit. You want my life to be shit with you. I'd rather murder a kid that live your shitty gas station life. Die whore. Die today. It's the only solution."
by Hym Iam February 15, 2024

by thelucianbatman July 1, 2023

1. “Can you come over tomorrow or are you getting your shit tossed”
2. I went over his house last night hands got my shit tossed”
2. I went over his house last night hands got my shit tossed”
by Amos: wtf.t July 13, 2018

by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 24, 2022
