Bold impaler

A person who attempts to have sexual relations with a friend's, coworker's, or boss's family member.

My friend Nate tried to hook up with his friend Gage's sister, I have much more respect for him being such a bold impaler.

by The greatest bold impaler August 17, 2016

Alpine impaler

Whilst backpacking in frigid temperatures one finds their shit freezing as it leaves their ass. This is then proceeded with a raucous self anal fuck sess.

Walt sure loved backpacking.... Although the alpine impaler always leaves him walking funny.

by Albinosnowman September 27, 2018

Leafy Implant

A leafy implant is when somebody gets an implant to remove their chin.

"This girl needs a Leafy implant" -DarthFader

by Darthfaderclone November 14, 2018

French Impale

The sexual act of fucking a girl's mouth upside down, ejaculating in it, and letting it drip down into her nose

Dude, that chick last night totally let me French Impale her.

by B Lo-ki May 7, 2021

tree impalment

when you get turned on by a tree

oo damn that tree is sexy, i think ive got tree impalment

by milliondollarpussayy June 2, 2021

Bosnian implant

the act of implanting jizz into your eye sockets so that you no longer have to look at your ugly ass bitch.

ayo i had a bosnian implant because of Ashley.

by poengus June 25, 2022

Dentsply Mini Implants

Their not just for unicorns anymore.

Balboa was looking for for Dentsply Mini Implants.

by The Pride of Philadelphia May 2, 2018