by England phi beta gamma March 26, 2008
Example 1:
Olaf from Oslo was swimming in the fjord where we got to see his Norwegian wood.
Example 2:
Liz was ruthlessly rogered royally by the Norwegian Ice Hockey team with their Norwegian Wood in fine form.
Olaf from Oslo was swimming in the fjord where we got to see his Norwegian wood.
Example 2:
Liz was ruthlessly rogered royally by the Norwegian Ice Hockey team with their Norwegian Wood in fine form.
by poja December 06, 2004
Wet wood is when a guy drinks too much and cannot get a full erection. It in that "dick purgatory" of not hard enough to fuck and not soft enough to hide.
The term is derived from what happens when fire wood is left uncovered and gets wet, it can no longer catch fired until it dries out.
The term is derived from what happens when fire wood is left uncovered and gets wet, it can no longer catch fired until it dries out.
"Yeah, I brought that chick home from the bar last night, but I had wet wood so I couldn't seal the deal."
by Chest Rockwell18 June 16, 2010
A man who has now achieved a near mythical status; some find his accomplishments so incredible that they doubt he even exists. Christened David Wood, he broke every single sports record in every sport he played, but then had his name removed from the record books out of fairness. Changed his name to G Wood so that people wouldn't know his true identity. Has had numerous fierce battles with one Big Bubba Bruiser.
G Wood recorded his 77th straight quadruple-double, tallying 127 points, 33 rebounds, 17 blocks, and 10 steals.
by Anderson March 23, 2005
before going to bed, he thought of his girlfriend and ended up suffering rom night wood then waking up with morning wood.
by jhraolvh;ie December 02, 2009
Chris Wood is an American actor known for portraying Kai Parker on The Vampire Diaries, Jake Riley on Containment and Mon-El on Supergirl.
by Princeofdaxam September 12, 2017
by aggtown March 31, 2005