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club couple

A couple that begins their relationship with drunken sex after meeting at a club, then awkwardly attempts to make a go of things in the non-club world.

These couples typically find that they only feel comfortable going on more club dates and simply can't function in other scenarios.

Estimated time to expiration: 1-2 weeks. Very, very uncomfortable weeks.
At a restaurant:

club couple dude: "So...uh...Jennifer, do you play sports and stuff?"

clup couple broad: "My name is Jennette."

The most awkward silence possible ensues.
by Ian March 14, 2006
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host club

1. Possibly the next best thing to prostitution.

2. A type of business in Japan that resembles an escort service. However, the hosts are male, service is very expensive, and does not offer sex. Rather, it is more like paying an incredibly good looking guy to go on a date with you and flirt relentlessly. Kissing, cuddling, and holding hands may or may not be allowed depending on the club you go to. Host club generally cater to women, but can also entertain other men.

3. A place where good looking men from about 18-25 years of age can become hosts. They can quite often make a killing depending how popular they are.

4. The female equivalent is a hostess club.
That guy is so handsome that he could be in a host club!

The prices for champagne at that host club were outragous; ¥10,000 ($115) per glass!
by doinuma45 August 9, 2010
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cannabis club

A store that sells medical marijuana and other mairjuana like products. Legal in California
I get my weed from the cannabis club, so i dont get caught at the weed spot.
by Richard Eggers March 29, 2006
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toucher club

The toucher club is when you take a shit and the poo touches the water in the bowl before it breaks off from
Jimmy: "Oh man, last night's tacos went straight through me! Don't think I'll shit solid for a week."
Barnesy:"Ha! Unlucky! I've joined the toucher club twice today, I'n as regular as clockwork."
by Shoogy November 9, 2015
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Drink Club

A concept not far removed from that in the movie "Fight Club". This particular concept is borne from the inability of a collection of adult males to organise a night-out. A "night-out" having roughly several billion alternative meanings (just not that one - you down the back there! Tut-tut). So this term "Drink Club" infers a measured and proactive approach to quell that issue of inability to organise.
The first rule is: There is no Drink Club.
Really.
by Lobda Bollikov August 7, 2009
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Dinner Club

A trio of highly talented university students who demonstrate their culinary expertise on a nightly basis, leaving any other food related clubs envious of their superior food
Dinner club is better than Roast club - Fact

Dinner club is so god damn awesome i'm making it my clan tag on COD
by Roast_Club_are_dire January 14, 2011
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Monday Club

A gathering of likeminded, middle aged males who get together for beers on a Monday evening, to 'break in' the working week after the weekend. Conversations often include, but are not limited to; cars, motorcycles, hobbies, general trivia and current affairs. Topics of sports are seldom included due to a lack of group interest.
Guy 1: "Are you going to Monday Club tonight for a few beers?"
Guy 2: "Yes. I'll meet you at the pub around 8pm"
by Hazy Jane October 18, 2020
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