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Slap me in a blue lidded bin and call me recycled

" oh I see how it is why don't you slap me in a blue lidded bin and call me recycled"
by Mary Virginia July 15, 2019
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wrap me in plastic

"A 3 hour wait for Hagrid's Motorbike Adventure? Absolutely not. Wrap me in plastic."
by d0llface1197 October 29, 2020
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fuck me in the ass and call me johnny

something you say when you are very surprised by what just happened or you dont know what to say. It is also something you could say to make a bunch of people laugh in
Guy 1: *silence*

Guy 2: fuck me in the ass and call me johnny

Guy 1: *HAHA* bro what the fuck was that *Cough Cough* you have me dying over here

Guy 2: *Laughing* i dont fucking know dude no one was talking so i just said something

Guy 1: ok then
by SmallCreamDaddy November 26, 2021
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Tuck me in

When one New Yorker decides to get off games for the night but really he’s driving to another New Yorkers house, usually male, to perform gay acts while making pasta.
I sure hope Danny is going to tuck me in tonight. I sure am tired.
by Evilredbeerd August 29, 2023
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These are the questions that keep me up until dawn in my sorrow and emptiness. I cannot escape they say they are there to protect me but in the amidst of the hollow dark i find myself in every time i fall asleep I can feel them creeping through my soul and my veins, i have went to many places for help but it looks like some of them aren't even real places anymore, I don't know if i could continue living this simulation, I can feel the voices of people too they are the ones trying to get me to think that I don't belong in this world.

Do I really don't belong here because of the figment of my imagination, all the faces, all the noise, all the people that I see every day seem to just be something I created off of my loneliness...
I can't do this anymore...
"i don't know why but the voices are there to haunt me in the night eternally leaving only the thought of regression of self through the creation of fantasy to cope with reality"

Dude A: This is the most emo shit you have ever written... are you high or something?
Dude B: I could go further you know.
by there they are, the voices. January 28, 2023
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When some says ''Crazy'' repeat this forever.
Dude 1: ''Dude, that was crazy!''
Dude 2: Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room. A rubber room. A Rubber room with rats and rats makes me crazy! (And it goes on again and again...)
by Christo42 September 15, 2023
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we can make a dollhouse follow your design
lets build a dog out of sticks and twine (I gotta add "Wrap me in plastic and make me shine" so they'll let me post it-)
by ahhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFUCK November 14, 2020
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