Ian

The kind of a guy that does not mind if you shit on his chest or face. The guy that will dry hump your leg and leave a cum stain. The kind of guy that will fuck a monkey for fun.
That the definition of an Ian.

the definition of an Ian

Ian by Grey Goose February 5, 2008

Ian

A specific faux pas where in a fervor, one inexplicably says the wrong thing to the wrong person, making one's life far more difficult.

Friend 1: "Did you not realize your boss was standing right there?"
You: "Nope. Why did I have to go ian that up?"

Ian by f0xtr0tunif0rmcharliekil0 September 6, 2017

Ian

Needs a little more protein.

Ian

Ian by PnP Kitchen November 27, 2017

Ian

An uncool hyperactive annoying jerk that takes comebacks and somehow makes them bad

your and Ian

Ian by Lucasisamazing December 11, 2017

Ian

Annoying and loud. Has really beautiful eyes and long eyelashes. Selfconcious and likes to annoy his siblings and everyone else. Immature and obsessed with his hair but overall nice decent guy.

Oh no....its ian

Ian by Jdnxb January 1, 2018

Ian

A little whore who likes playing Minecraft and has a little dick in comparison to the smallest dick in the world.
Usually likes to sucking dick of various men and it has been exposed for being zoophilic and that his actions will never stop.
He's also autistic.

Me: You're my fucking slave nigger
My Nigga: You're such an Ian

Ian by RandomBlackMan123 May 16, 2018

Ian

Salty when dieing on a video game. Generally getting salty at fortnite

Damn quit being Ian

Ian by Why U Salty Mate July 30, 2018