by Von Katagen May 17, 2006
Get the Air Horned mug.A name mistake made while hungover and possibly still drunk from the prior night on holidays at a beach that is a nature preserve for a bird called the hooded plover. Often followed by an embaressing and photographed impresonation of what you think a hooded plopper is, inspiring you to cover your head with a beach towel and squat down as though using the bathroom. Documented as a distant relative to the "walking bird" resulting in an hilarious phone call to gary to tell him you are at his cousins house.
"OMG why are you squating with a towel on your head?" "Haha the sign says hooded plopper so im being one" "No, its hooded plover, are you still drunk from last night?"
by beachafterparty January 14, 2009
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What the hell is that!? I've never seen a penis like that?!
Oh that's just my hooded hawk... ka kaw!
Oh that's just my hooded hawk... ka kaw!
by dodgerdude04 August 1, 2010
Get the Hooded Hawk mug.During foreplay when one clips the toenails of the other, shoves the nails up their nose, and uses the resulting juices as lubricant.
She didn't cut her toenails for weeks in order to please her boyfriend, who wanted to ride the two-horned unicorn.
by Coach and Bingo December 17, 2009
Get the two-horned unicorn mug.When you have provided a service, beyond reasonable expectations, and for no good reason, this hat wearing individual wants a ridiculous discount base purely on douchebagery.
Please note the individual is referred to as 'bob' although that is not his real name.
Please note the individual is referred to as 'bob' although that is not his real name.
Bob- I'll have the porter house steak please, medium.
Waiter- Certainly, anything else sir?
Bob- No, thats all.
Dinner is consumed, no complaints were made.
Bob- This is the worst steak I have ever had, I refuse to pay!
(The 'bob' individual continues to argue a minuet amount, disregarding the fact he was provided a service and it is in bad taste to bring up discontent with the product after payment has been issued)
After speaking with the manager, who reiterated the fact that if you didn't like it, why did you eat? The bob proceeded to cause a shitfit similar to that of an infant.
At which point the manager, who was embarrassed for the cowardice individual, allowed the dinner to be removed from the bill, and asked the 'bob' like character to leave.
The manager then admitted to the waiter that they had been HORNED.
Waiter- Certainly, anything else sir?
Bob- No, thats all.
Dinner is consumed, no complaints were made.
Bob- This is the worst steak I have ever had, I refuse to pay!
(The 'bob' individual continues to argue a minuet amount, disregarding the fact he was provided a service and it is in bad taste to bring up discontent with the product after payment has been issued)
After speaking with the manager, who reiterated the fact that if you didn't like it, why did you eat? The bob proceeded to cause a shitfit similar to that of an infant.
At which point the manager, who was embarrassed for the cowardice individual, allowed the dinner to be removed from the bill, and asked the 'bob' like character to leave.
The manager then admitted to the waiter that they had been HORNED.
by Patient waiter October 21, 2010
Get the Horned mug.is when you get kicked so hard in the testicles they come out of your mouth looking like a ball with a hook on it
by KKeith October 7, 2008
Get the hooked balls mug.Guy A: "Yo! I got yo' girl hooked!"
Guy B: "Shit man! That's some big bait!"
Guy A: "Don't worry, I'll toss her back in."
Guy B: "Shit man! That's some big bait!"
Guy A: "Don't worry, I'll toss her back in."
by bobfilascio June 24, 2019
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