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holy blackerel

This exclamation is shouted by a person of European or Caucasian descent when a person of African descent performs an act that is considered great.
When Oprah performed an abortion on herself, the doctor shouted "Holy Blackerel!"
by gayinfantilerobots May 14, 2009
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holy sheesh

When you're in a family friendly setting and want to say holy shit and sheesh at the same time.
by gaycha more like gay October 4, 2021
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Holy the fuck

I was at the store when suddenly a chicken that a woman bought was still alive.

I was like HOLY THE FUCK
by RepetitiveSome September 6, 2010
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Holy Snooki

Commonly used as an expression demonstrating unadulterated excitement, and/or infinite amusement, when curbing the use of expletives and blasphemous words while still trying to be funny. Appropriately used at tanning/nail salons, and laundromats; or when holy shit simply isn't good enough.
1. To a person coming out of a tanning salon: "Holy Snooki! You look like an Oompa Loompa!"

2. To a girlfriend: "Holy Snooki, you need a pedi!"

3. Pointing at a hairstyle: "Holy Snooki, look at that poof!"

4. To an acquaintance: "Holy Snooki have you lost weight?"
by psychomango August 25, 2010
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Holy Ghosting

Purposely & intentionally discontinuing contact with a friend, or more appropriately a lover, in the interest of bettering the ghostee’s life or preserving their virtue. Usually in the case that they have feelings for you that you don’t or cannot reciprocate, therefore, saving them from future heartache.
“I told him I wasn’t interested in anything serious, but he asked me to move in with him after one hang out sesh. I know I don’t feel the same way, and I don’t want to hurt him, so I ended up Holy Ghosting on that hoe.”
by TheHolyGhoster October 6, 2018
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arse-holiness

When someone is such an extreme arsehole, that other arseholes are compelled to worship their greatness
by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003
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holy mounds

Her holy mounds were fake because it hurt when she hit me with them
by SillyChuckWilly December 17, 2004
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