Crooked hooker

the hooker who is so ugly she has to pay u to sleep with her.

Joe was excited to get $300 after sleeping with the crooked hooker.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

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music hooker

a fucking music whore, cannot live a day without listening to music.

guy1: i forgot my ipod! FUUUCK
guy2: its not the end of the world though.

guy1: but i need something plugged in my ears!

guy2: pssh music hooker

by fuckturd July 28, 2010

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hooker-fat

Invisible layer of fat used by hookers during the wintertime to shield them from the elements while wearing little or no clothing (see "school of tuna").

While turning tricks on a cold West Virginia night, Suzie used her invisible layer of hooker-fat to keep her warm.

by J.P. Poole February 26, 2008

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It is the nest which befolds are favorite honkers, i.e. the supple breasts of a young or pre sagging women. Preferably before children for then they drop like the bottom of a flour bag with an inch of content. The honker nest is what attracts are eyes, better known as clevage. A good honker nest bares no blemishes, scars, or bra-boogies.

Did you see the new girls honker nest? I'd titty fuck her till I got petered out.

by Sskipper March 10, 2008

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Honker 9

When somebody yells honker 9, you have to take off your shirt and drive through a corn field.

Person 1: "Honker 9"
Person 2: (immediately takes off shirt and drives through corn field) "YEEE HAWWW... Honker 9"
Person 1: "yeah its funnier after you drink a few beers, ha ha ha"

by billdance1848 April 30, 2011

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