Holy Snap

A word means when you found something outrageous and/or saw something secretly crazy.
"HOLY SNAP!" I saw an endless riot when unemployment is on the rise.
by MikeKal August 23, 2009
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holy shitmonkeys

something to yell when no other interjections is suitable for the crazy amazing thing you may have just witnessed
Jack: Holy shitmonkeys! Did you see that truck flip over and explode over there?

Jill: Yeah that was freaking crazy!
by TheKatherine92 November 09, 2011
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Holy Glory

Receiving a blowjob through a glory hole in a Catholic confession booth.
Sunday prayer was a real bore, so I headed over to the confession both for a Holy Glory
by Dr. Infant May 23, 2017
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Holy Snooki

Commonly used as an expression demonstrating unadulterated excitement, and/or infinite amusement, when curbing the use of expletives and blasphemous words while still trying to be funny. Appropriately used at tanning/nail salons, and laundromats; or when holy shit simply isn't good enough.
1. To a person coming out of a tanning salon: "Holy Snooki! You look like an Oompa Loompa!"

2. To a girlfriend: "Holy Snooki, you need a pedi!"

3. Pointing at a hairstyle: "Holy Snooki, look at that poof!"

4. To an acquaintance: "Holy Snooki have you lost weight?"
by psychomango August 25, 2010
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Holy Ghosting

Purposely & intentionally discontinuing contact with a friend, or more appropriately a lover, in the interest of bettering the ghostee’s life or preserving their virtue. Usually in the case that they have feelings for you that you don’t or cannot reciprocate, therefore, saving them from future heartache.
“I told him I wasn’t interested in anything serious, but he asked me to move in with him after one hang out sesh. I know I don’t feel the same way, and I don’t want to hurt him, so I ended up Holy Ghosting on that hoe.”
by TheHolyGhoster October 07, 2018
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arse-holiness

When someone is such an extreme arsehole, that other arseholes are compelled to worship their greatness
by morningwood faerie February 06, 2003
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holy mounds

Her holy mounds were fake because it hurt when she hit me with them
by SillyChuckWilly December 17, 2004
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