Textual Healing

Having phone sex with someone via text messages.

Man, my train ride home was delayed, good thing I was able to go into the bathroom and get some textual healing from my girlfriend.

by Tom Sabbatino January 10, 2008

Dead Heading

When giving oral sexual favors and falling asleep with the penis in your mouth.

Gurl, I was so tired after being railed by that gentleman that when I went to put his dick in my mouth, i was suddenly dead heading him.

by Twinky Boots July 27, 2016

Mildly Uncomfortable Heating Pad

A heating pad with one extra high setting, so that it is mildly uncomfortable.

See: Crazy Vision

"This heating pad's not too bad... 5 minutes later... I'm gonna turn it off now, it kinda hurts... ooOoOoooo"

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

hefing

hefing is like fuck short like"what the f?"butt hef dammit

what the hef is going on here?

by amado May 2, 2005

Heading to Disneyland

Going to Disneyland or another theme park to relive feelings of youth and be surrounded by iconography of youth when things were perceived as better.

Related to Peter Pan Syndrome.

I am heading to Disneyland cause I've been feeling down lately.

by Jimmy McKnowsbetter March 7, 2011

heating pads

to help with feminine discomfort

tamia- i am in so much discomfort

katryce-here is a heating pads it should help

by stephen kurry January 6, 2018

Healing Karen

A Healing Karen is a white woman who has taken an ancient form of healing, usually from a native or indigenous culture (think yoga, meditation, herbalism, etc) and has white-washed it. Healing Karens’ tend to be anti-vax, another sign of their white privilege, since across the globe, people of color are the most effected by Covid-19.

Oh great, that Healing Karen just sent me another article on how meditation is more effective than the vaccine to fend off Covid.

by Woweeeeeeeeee September 15, 2021