homework hemiola

When one does at least one and a half times as much homework as he or she expects.

Lazy Student 1: Wow, you finished your English paper!
Lazy Student 2: Yeah, I had a homework hemiola on Tuesday.

by Englebert Hedgehog January 3, 2014

helios

a machine that is used for oxygen patients so that they can travel with their oxygen

My helios is broken.

by Lisa McDonald July 1, 2005

heinous

Ugly, homely, not good-looking.

That chick/dude is heinous.

by M December 4, 2003

Helioppter

An opp on a helicopter.

I burned me a helioppter this morning.

by Theefernbern January 4, 2022

heiro

heiroslang for the drug heroine.

hey when will i get some heiro?

by ? May 13, 2005

heinous act of compassion

a sexual act deemed normally as unsavory or just plain fucked-up. i.e. foot-fucking, or in the eyes of some, anal sex. An extreme case would be barfing on somebody's chest, adding your semen, and scrambling it (see: Boston Scrambler).

Heinous acts of compassion are common in pornos, schock films, Amsterdam, and liberal arts campuses.

1:
"Dude Jordan fucked his girlfriend in the ass and then came on her and had her lick his shit-covered dick off!"

"Wow, what a heinous act of compassion..."

2:
"Are you ready for a heinous act of compassion"

"Sure, you can fuck me in the ass if you want"

"Uhh... I was thinking I'd ----- and --- midget --- egg beater--- and a huge cock ---- black men ---- 13 dildos ---- a rhinocerous ---- and then a jacuzzi full of pepto bismol --- and then we'd shave a cat ----- fungus --- and then I'd cum."

"Oooooohhhhhhkkkkaaayyy...."

by FHGWHGADS January 18, 2009

Heimo

A reckless being, abiding to no law.

Heimo over there care for no law, he is reckless.

by AHoodedEnt July 26, 2013