Holy Shitballs

A combination between holy shit and balls. Works if you don't what to say, so just say both.
Holy Shitballs that party last night was insane!
by I love to eat markers November 29, 2022
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Old and holy

What evil old people become when they get too sick to alienate or bully people anymore. Often involves a radical "change" of personality that includes kindness, cordiality, a newfound consciousness of religion and good sense. Usually only lasts until they die or their health stabilizes, in which they turn back to normal.
Kate:Whoa, Jackie, your mother-in-law's really nice to you!
Jackie:Girl, please, no she ain't; she just had a heart attack a little while ago, and since then she's become old and holy.
Kate:You waiting for the other shoe to drop?
Jackie:Hell yes.
by jazzrock July 29, 2008
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holy crazy

Holy crazy! That monkey just ate the cow!
by Morgan J September 24, 2006
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Holy Ghosting

Purposely & intentionally discontinuing contact with a friend, or more appropriately a lover, in the interest of bettering the ghostee’s life or preserving their virtue. Usually in the case that they have feelings for you that you don’t or cannot reciprocate, therefore, saving them from future heartache.
“I told him I wasn’t interested in anything serious, but he asked me to move in with him after one hang out sesh. I know I don’t feel the same way, and I don’t want to hurt him, so I ended up Holy Ghosting on that hoe.”
by TheHolyGhoster October 07, 2018
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arse-holiness

When someone is such an extreme arsehole, that other arseholes are compelled to worship their greatness
by morningwood faerie February 06, 2003
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holy mounds

Her holy mounds were fake because it hurt when she hit me with them
by SillyChuckWilly December 17, 2004
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