Jenny Holmes

About as ugly as they come, belongs in a trailer park. Bites off way more than she can chew, and loves being mentally abused by her boyfriend. She will stay with someone being disrespected for years on end because she’s afraid of never finding someone else. No backbone. Ugly ass whore.

Omg she is SUCH a Jenny Holmes!

by Gottttyaaaaahoe April 12, 2019

Mrs Holmes

Old hag of a women with the hands of a 50 yr old man

Mrs Holmes is a slaggy little cunt monkey

by 3 gay guys May 11, 2022

T.J. Holmes

To put your penis into something.

I totally T.J. Holmes’d that new bitch in the office.

We can’t trust Sonny after he TJ Holmes our coffee pot, we had to de-contaminate and throw away that pot.

by Johna Dakhra January 22, 2023

Kirsty Holmes

Kirsty Holmes is an amazing woman who is amazing at everything she does. She is an icon and every one looks up to her. She is a teacher and most kids pick computer science just to have more lessons with her.

Person : Hi Kirsty Holmes , you are the best
Kirsty : Aw, thank you. You’re amazing too - You get free time in computer class

by iconicbeef June 23, 2018

Holmes

Grumpy Cat guy, bad hair and tech genius. You better say Mr!
Don’t cross a Holmes on his bad day!

Guy 1: who is that?
Guy 2: Mr Holmes, stay out of his way he is grumpy!

by Lil_peep 204 March 17, 2022

montel holmes

Tall african american male. With a tremendously small testical sack. Usually hangs around over weight white females. Hes a over all gentleman if i say so myself.

Montel holmes is a incredible man. Strong dark an ugly.

by Big dog willie james January 10, 2018

Holmes

is your first name Kahmare?

Hi Kahmare Holmes

by that girl form your school :) September 8, 2020