Ass Holmes

An investigator off butts. May or may not be a professional proctologist.

Friend 1: I have a pain in my butt
Friend 2: You must visit an Ass Holmes to find out what’s wrong with your butt

Or

Friend 1: omg look at that guy, he has such a cute butt
Friend 2 : you should go talk to him
Friend 1: (goes to talk to him)
Friend 3: look at her, she’s such an ass Holmes.

by Two Bowl Sam March 30, 2025

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Braydon Holmes

Braydon Holmes is the big dawg

Person 1: "Have you talked to Braydon Holmes? He helped me with my homework."
Person 2: "Yeah he's literally the big dawg!"

by Nootmare April 5, 2025

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Holm

A stupid bitch who thinks he is cool but smokes all the time and does dumb shit. often used as a insult since how awful of a person he is. his ego is time higher then his height

friend: oh my god you are so holm
me: i am deeply insulted

by forkieeee December 6, 2023

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Holmes disease

When you have an above average penis size.

In reference to John Holmes 🤘🏻

Wife:That's my husband TYLER LEE!

Random ex- metal bandmate: FUCK YEAH! MY BOY, HE HAS HOLMES DISEASE! His stage excitement could be seen for miles!

by TychelleMoffitt1999 December 12, 2023

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hannah holmes

A very very nippy human who thinks Brooklyn 99 is a good TV show. Very autistic as shown in her rubbish taste of football teams because she supports CHELSEA. import sick emoji!!!!! Hannah will stand up to fast and fell and look stupid. The nice thing about Hannah is...... Nothing!!!!!

hannah holmes can be defined as stupid because she thinks Chelsea are a good team because they were equal with Liverpool for most of the game. Liverpool then won the trophy.

by BY THE BEST PERSON SHE KNOWS April 8, 2024

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