The Hong Kong Beef Slab involves taking a woman and ramming a large prime cut of uncooked grade D prime meat up her asshole. After this you proceed to pound her until you have to blow ur load into her ass. At this point you combine your load, the grade D meat, and her explosive diarhea in her stinkhole. Then you pull out a machete and chop her lower torso and mail her to Hong Kong for all the HongKongians to enjoy consuming.
Last night i was suckin Ra-Hondas tits when she dropped a spoon on the floor. this infuriated me and thus I gave her the Hong Kong beef slab. Then I mailed the goods to my boy Shanghai Sloppy Bong Dong. He LOVED ITTTT
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A girl that will only have anal sex to avoid the possibility of getting pregnant.
This is in reference to China's recent method of importing cattle through Hong Kong (the back door) to avoid regulations that are applicable to importing to mainland China.
This is in reference to China's recent method of importing cattle through Hong Kong (the back door) to avoid regulations that are applicable to importing to mainland China.
I heard Jenny is a real Hong Kong Cattle Buyer so I think my odds of having anal tonight are 100%!
Let's see if we can find a pair of Hong Kong Cattle Buyers at the bar tonight and get our dick's dirty.
Let's see if we can find a pair of Hong Kong Cattle Buyers at the bar tonight and get our dick's dirty.
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Warning! May cause castration
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Woman: Sounds like a plan
Man: Want me to Hoe the Lawn, I love Hoeing the Lawn
Woman: Sounds like a plan
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Name derives from the fact that at night, the lights from the Plaza can be seen from twenty miles away, calling the students back to campus.
Name derives from the fact that at night, the lights from the Plaza can be seen from twenty miles away, calling the students back to campus.
We were worried that when we took that wrong turn off Highway 71 we'd encounter some zombies but in the distance, we could see the Northwest Homing Beacon, and cut across a frozen field to get back to campus.
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