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HerBeast 

The trek to Target Field with the boys
Hey boys you read for HerBeast this year?
Got out of class early and caught my roommate herbating.
Herbating by Mizlu March 30, 2019

Herbert Hoover Middle School 

Herbert Hoover Middle School is a place where dumb ass white kids try to be cool by doing drugs and throwing gang signs. Also a place where rich ass kids all so dumb shit and all the black people act white as fuck.
MB got suspended for juuling two weeks in a row at Herbert Hoover Middle School.

Herbicide 

Herbicide is what your autocorrector understands when you type Genocide.
*texting*
"wyd?"
"just finished listening to East Jesus nowhere"
"Nice! What's the chorus?"
"A fire burns today, of blasphemy and herbicide.
DAMN AUTOCORRECT"

herbcookietheplantbitch 

She is nice poggers and she is awesome and kind and never lets her friends down and she is thoughtful and she likes almond cookie :) and she is the bestest friend I had my bestie <3
herbcookietheplantbitch Is poggers <3