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meat harvester

a .357 ruger Blackhawk single shot revolver. used to kill anything.
hey nate go grab the meat harvester and shoot that coon.
by penis boy`11234 August 25, 2013
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to harvest

(verb):

a) (antiquated term): to pick fruits and vegetables once they are ripe
b) (my modern, new-and-improved, definition): to invest the time, money, energy and hard work in order to achieve a noteworthy goal
high school is not a free matchmaking service, but rather an institution to harvest educated citizens ready to productively contribute to society
by Sexydimma February 10, 2015
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metal harvester

A tweaker who goes out at night and steals any type of metal to sell for money to buy meth.
Don't leave anything in your front yard that might attract the metal harvesters....
by Knot u December 13, 2018
mugGet the metal harvestermug.

Combine Harvester

What you call your friend from Somerset
You will always be my Combine Harvester
by Jezmerrelda April 30, 2025
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Harvest Season

A disturbing phenomenon where a mass amount of young people go missing at once in multiple states, with the idea they've been kidnapped for their organs to be sold on the black market.
"Did you see all those missing posters around town? Ten teenagers went missing all last week!"
"It's harvest season. Kids have been going missing all over the state. May God help their souls."
by Amateur-txt December 8, 2022
mugGet the Harvest Seasonmug.

Moist Harvester

The act of having a soccer mom hair cut while being in a relationship with a woman who pays more attention to other women than she does to you.
"Bro, he's a proper Moist Harvester"
by MCB_HD August 31, 2025
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Tax-Loss Harvesting

Tax-loss harvesting is a technique used to lower your taxes while maintaining the expected risk and return profile of your portfolio. It harvests previously unrecognized investment losses to offset taxes due on your other gains and income.
Tax-Loss Harvesting can significantly increase your portfolio's after tax returns.
by Finance guy October 9, 2012
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