Gurt

Gurt: someone who does something very smart but also very dangerous

Gurting: The act of doing something very smart but also very dangerous

Yo: Gurt chill out man, you almost got us killed with that lane change

Gurt: Yo, chill out. We gonna get there faster.

Yo: U right gurt, my bad twin!

by Real_Gurt May 3, 2025

Gurt

Another word for ejaculation, but it is more powerful and squrts out

Did you see jow I gurted on Dakota's nostrils?

by Statefarmguy124 June 11, 2018

Gurt

Someone who is corny asf 🥀 ngl imo ts pmo 🥀 sybau 🥀
🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀

Guy 1: Yo, gurt!
Gurt:ts pmo🥀 sybau🥀

by Oyeoye July 14, 2025

gurt

yo

gurt: yo

by mymathteachersaburden May 3, 2025

Gurt

Gurt is just a cool guy, everyone says "yo!" to gurt. So next time you see him. Make sure you say "no." He's too happy for his own good.

friend: Yo gurt!
gurt: Yo!
You: no. gurt.
*Gurt starts crying*

You: LOL
Friend: LOL

Your mum: SYBAU!

by BambiBlade August 19, 2025

I'mma Keep It A Gurt

A mash-up between "IKIAB" and "Gurt."

Litteraly meaning IKIAB but with "Buck" being replaced with "Gurt"

Bro 1: "Yo I'mma Keep It A Gurt, he's Gurting Rn"
Bro 2: "Fr Fr"

by phbz May 9, 2025

GURT

When someone or something is so abnormally off, weird, or not right that it can’t be explained by normal logic. Not just weird—uncomfortably or noticeably abnormal.

“That guy is so gurted—nothing he does makes sense.”

by blackmanonahorsey December 16, 2025