A Greg

A Greg is Greg!
Greg is gym!
Greg is alpha!
Greg is Greg!
Greg likes Gregs!
A Greg want everyone to be Greg!
A Greg don’t like a non-Greg!
Greg is better!

Beta: Did you take you creatine?
A Greg: No... I took my Greg Supplements.

by CaptainMorgan101 May 5, 2022

Gregging

Pegging a guy named Greg

Dora-"I was Pegging Greg last night with a 12 incher"
John-"So you were gregging him?"

by Cabana man April 18, 2018

gregging

To intentionally ignore someone. Typically because they have annoyed you.

Girl 1: You still talking to that guy we met?
Girl 2: No, he is so annoying, he won't leave me alone. I am totally gregging him.

by got-gregged January 10, 2011

gregged

To ejaculate on something you don't want to; whether it be one's self, your keyboard, or various pieces of furniture on which you're wanking off.

God damn, I gregged myself again! Well, at least it's not the couch this time.

by Mr. Sparky August 19, 2006

gregging

In poker when you get rivered, or had a bad beat, or for any reason you just feel like bitching or being a little bitch.

Stop gregging you little ho. I knew my 2-7 off suit would punk your ass in the end… Biatch. That's why I called you. Now sit down and shut up

by Suede Bubba Schizzle the Street Baptist August 11, 2006

greg

a cool guy who is always at the gym because he used to be a fatty but now hes thin with a nice bod. he is very friendly and never talks on the phone except with his bfffl.

greg is kayla's best friend forever for life.

by ohmymoses December 14, 2008

Gregging

To update your Facebook with 30+ updates/links in an hour, usually music videos and posts about how bored you are.

Greg was totally gregging on Facebook last night - he posted 15 Miley Cyrus videos, 10 ABBA videos, and wrote 15 statuses about how much he loves Justin Bieber's hair.

by Chris968 September 25, 2011