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Gremlin Probation

When a new man attempts to enter your life, but he has no boundaries and is so vague you honestly do not know if he thinks of you as a potential lover, or just wants a platonic friendship. Because he is so new to you, you can not make an informed decision. It is ok to put him on Gremlin Probation and not talk to him after midnight. You only communicate with him during daylight hours until he finally is more up front with you about his intentions.
"I don't know, I just this met this guy and he is DMing me all hours of the day and night. I don't even know him, so he's on Gremlin Probation until I get a chance to figure some things out."
by Hallow Weener December 14, 2022
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Smut Gremlin

Short, gross slut that can be found at the University of Delaware
That smut gremlin has slept over every night this semester.
by giants 123 March 9, 2010
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Butt Gremlins

The shits you get from eating after midnight
Man we shouldn't had stopped at that diner last night. I have a bad case of the butt gremlins.
by MisterVister February 20, 2015
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Jizz Gremlin

The noun used to refer to a girl you're hooking up with that's so ugly, you have to put a paper bag over her head, but you leave a hole for the mouth.
She wants your dick, but she's the ugliest bitch here. Dude, prep the paper bag because you just got yourself a jizz gremlin.
by Tubman-dickroad July 12, 2017
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Cock Gremlin

When a man squats down naked while jacking off. Many cock gremlins are found on omegal
I was on omegal yesterday and saw like six cock gremlins. I wanna tip one over
by Lizard.tits June 1, 2019
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Controller gremlin

Someone who, after playing many rounds of a single controller game, asks for the controller back after a single round of you playing.
This girl is such a controller gremlin bro, she wanted to play after again after I died once.
by TurbofanDude April 4, 2020
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The Gremlin Grunt

When you fuck someone so hard that they start grunting in an extremely deep voice, often sounding like a shitty Golem from Lord of The Rings. This low grunting will continue until your partner lets out a massive screech. Signifying their change into the Gremlin King/Queen, they are now the ruler of all Gremlins, truly a noble honor.
Yesterday Elizabeth transformed into The Gremlin Queen after she pulled off The Gremlin Grunt.
by Gamer_God_88 December 28, 2020
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