grandmother 

Parent's mother.

Grandmother.

grandmother by Simaduria July 26, 2024

grandmother-in-law 

Spouse's grandmother.

grandmother-in-law.

grandmother-in-law by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Grandmother’s recipe

A Chinese meme where the first verse of the song Payphone sounds like “Grandmother’s recipe” in Chinese. (阿嬤的配方)

Hey grandma, what recipe did you use for this salad?

(payphone starts playing)

because grandmother’s recipe (阿嬤的配方) is pronounced like “ah ma de pei fang”

Grandmother’s recipe by biscade July 22, 2026

italian grandmother 

Due to the frequent beatings that old school Catholic grandmothers bestow upon naughty children, they have worked up quite the wrist strength. This strength can come into play in a whole host of different situations, from grinding pine nuts for pesto to gesticulating out of windows above the village piazza. Luckily enough for the adolescent Italian prospective heart throb, visiting the grandparent's on a spring time Sunday in Sienna does not stir the same deep dread that swells within English children. Namely because they don't get wanked off with anywhere near the same vigor.

(Enter a young man who has just returned from a cinema date with a beauty)

Friend: Hey, how was the film? Get anymore than a kiss?

Proud young man with empty empty balls: Hell yeah I did, got given a mean Italian Grandmother throughout all of Bridesmaids 2...

italian grandmother by Italian Grandmother May 21, 2016

great-grandmother 

Grandparent's mother.

My great-grandmother is a good person.

great-grandmother by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

2X-grandmother 

Great-grandmother.

My 2X-grandmother is a good person.

2X-grandmother by KL198 June 25, 2021

4X-grandmother

Great-great-great-grandmother.

My 4X-grandmother is a good person.

4X-grandmother by KL198 June 25, 2021