goose

a dumb person

You a goose for sayin that!

by olivia July 28, 2003

goosed

To be hit upon/sexually harrassed by an unattractive male

"Oh my god, I got totally goosed on last night"

"Can you please stop goosing on me?"

"AHAHAHA, you got goosed!"

by htown language May 16, 2008

goose

(verb) The act of goosing, or to goose. When one does something amazing in a manner that Gary French would do so, or in many instances, when Gary French does literally anything. ie. To Goose is to actively be like Gary. See also: Gee

~Oh yo kid, is he STILL sleeping? It's 7 at night! He is totally goosin' it.
~Oh, hey, baby, did he just eat ALL the peanut butter cups? Dude, quite goosin' all the good candy!
~I didn't go to class today, I totally goosed it.
~Let's totally goose it all night, get totally goosed, and then order pizza, play the movie game and Gears of War.
~Yo, I just goosed that girl.

by Pumpkin King December 27, 2007

goose!

GOOSE!: what you holler when you poke a finger down someones a-crack

taking the action of running a finger down exposed crack in a jabbing manner, simultaneosly yelling 'GOOSE!'

by Alyx Kerr March 26, 2007

goose

V. To have Sex, To Fuck

"what you doin after school with mary jane? GOOSE?!"
"Yup, I GOOSED those already"

by goosing May 25, 2007

goosing

Sexual intercourse

When you're out on Tuesday nights at your flower arranging class I stick on my cowboy boots and give your mum a right good goosing

by gommog October 9, 2003

goose

A strange cockney bus driver who most likely likes to soap up little boys. Can't drive for toffee.

Goose just tried to rape when i got of the bus!

by Mervin Bethell March 16, 2004