Goomba

A worthless piece of shit person, only good for getting stomped on / kicked or hit with shit.

"Yeah, you're friends a useless fucking goomba who keeps dodging his child support payments."

by Brendan Preemdarts June 16, 2025

Goomnastics

The complex and often delusional mental acrobatics performed by a gooner to rationalize their excessive porn consumption and chronic masturbation habits. It's a blend of "gooning" and "gymnastics".

This involves contorting logic to justify spending hours locked in a room, ignoring responsibilities, and staring at a screen. Common goomnastic routines include arguments like, "It's a healthy stress reliever," "I'm just exploring my sexuality," or the classic, "I'll start NoFap tomorrow, this is the last one." The true master of goomnastics can convince themselves that missing a friend's wedding to edge for twelve hours straight is a form of profound self care.

Friend 1: "Mark said he couldn't help me move because he was 'meditating' all weekend to align his chakras."

Friend 2: "That's some advanced goomnastics. He was definitely just stroking his screen."

After spending his entire rent payment on OnlyFans, he performed some serious goomnastics to convince himself it was an investment in supporting small business owners.

by went1 October 18, 2025

Fucking Goomba

A bearded loud talker from Long Island New York who thinks their shit don't stink

My buddy from Long Island is a fucking goomba, he thinks Long Island is God's gift to the earth.

by Tycoontim April 20, 2017

Dirty Goomba

During intercourse, the top will stomp on a piece of shit (does not matter if it is their’s or not) and then the bottom will lick it off their toes.

Me and Barbara did the Dirty Goomba last night. It was awful.

by Goomba0407 September 7, 2021

Big Goomba Energy

The unmistakable vibe of someone who is clumsy, goofy, and kinda intimidating in a dumb-but-lovable way. Like a Mario Goomba waddling straight at you—unbothered, ungraceful, but somehow still a threat.

“Bro tripped over his own feet, got back up, and started talking trash. That’s Big Goomba Energy.”

by CanadianEatFresh September 6, 2025

Fus Ro Goomba

When you get pushed off the stage by a Goomba. Past tense is Fus Ro Goomba'd.

Person 1: Dammit, I got Fus Ro Goomba'd.
Person 2: I hate it when that happens.

by Golden Inferno February 3, 2018

I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba

A direct quote from 'Mario evades the IRS' by Solid jj. References Mario, as well as tropes of various games in the Super Mario franchise (i.e rescuing Princess Peach from kidnappings, or jumping on Goombas to clear platforming challenges). Commonly used to refer to the simplicity of Mario as a concept, by implying the character exists simply to regularly fulfill these two tasks.

Mario's purpose is essentially "I save the Princess I stomp on the Goomba."

by LJorSomething November 16, 2024