Glitch

A six six big man who is a pussy in the paint.

Hey, yo get your man Glitch out of the post if cant score on a five six guard.

by YourSmall May 1, 2019

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infinite corn glitch

you eat corn and since it doesn’t digest all the way when you shit there is gonna be corn in it so you pick it out and eat it again and then poop it out and eat it again

i’m so hungry i have to resort to the infinite corn glitch

by Mayo munch December 26, 2023

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Must have been a computer-glitch

A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.

If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.

by QuacksO March 2, 2023

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glitched off

When some setting on a website changes/turns off/turns on without your having changed it.

Q: Are you still getting e-mails every time your submission hits the front page on Digg? I haven't gotten one in weeks!
A: Yeah, I am. Check your settings - maybe it glitched off.

by idiotgrrl May 14, 2010

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