geist

Deutsche for "ghost".

"The haunted house is full of geists."
"Wha?"
"Ghosts I mean."
"Uh, riiiight."

by Dave September 9, 2004

glisten

Noun: Female sweat or persperation

"Man, I always work up a sweat when I run. But my girl just glistens"

"Yo, check out the glisten on that chick..."

by Roberto Joolez November 7, 2004

Glistens

To shine due to expensive jewelry or Cleanliness

Look at that dude! His platinum watch and chain glistens in the moonlight.

by A.O.A January 5, 2004

Glester

A "Glester" is the act in which one man can over comsume alcohol in a short period of time which can lead to the following: Disturbing the peace, drunken stupers, debauchery, and most notably and dangerously...gloopers

"Man, I hope we don't get Glester'd tonight, I think I'm going to lock the door"

by DaPacman February 27, 2009

gliss

Jewelry.

I love that gliss on your hands! Where you get it?

by Bitch Hoe Slutty Cunt_ May 3, 2009

Javelin Glitch

What a bunch of fucking noobs do in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. It involves putting on danger close, marathon, and commando and running around and knifing. However, before going 'knifing', the prick (another term for javelin glitcher) cooks a Semtex, and without letting go of RB (or if you have no freinds and play ps3 R1) they hit Y and switch to the javelin. Somehow, this makes them just explode when you kill them. Needless to say, it is extremely frustrating and chances are it has accounted for many dollars in propert damage (ie. broken controllers).

Guy 1: dude what the fuck? I just shot this kid and I blew up?! What?

Guy 2: oh that's the javelin glitch. Don't worry, they will patch it soon and then all the kids who can't get kills will be hopeless.

by Artaxias December 9, 2009

glitch

Anything that makes life more difficult,
usually something that is itself trivial,
but is necessary for something else to happen.

Who knows where this came from? Lord knows, but he's not telling. Besides, God doesn't do technology.
I like to think its roots are in the words "glue" and "itch".
But of course, we all know it was developed under grant, for use in science organizations prone to error, such as NASA, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration, and the nano-technological field in general, where glitches have been made so small as to appear totally correct and self-repairing.

FROM AN ACTUAL EMAIL:

"Apparently one needs software loaded on the computer to download photos from this digital camera.  If I can get that software, do you think it will be for PCs and Macs?

Little glitches in the road."

by Sue Dohnim June 17, 2004