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Technical jargon which is confusing and obscure, sounding as if an alien had made it up. Can be used to refer to jargon in any field, as long as whatever it is it only makes sense to experts.
A: "The sprockets on this infinitely recurring cat-looper are getting dangerously close to the cross-cat-harpings, and as a result, the futtocks are taking too much weight. Maybe we should spangle them - or we could plug the dirk into the pineal gland."
B: "Dude, I don't understand a word of that glorp."
Glorp by ObsolenceBalthazar November 23, 2025
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Unhealthy food; gluttony from greasy foods
“Did you hear, John got pizza and burger for lunch and dinner?”
“That’s goy glorp!!”
Goy Glorp by TheGoyestBoy March 18, 2026
Very big Wide dih, usually owned by a toby
He has a glorp dih
Glorp Dih by Glorpdihthelll May 20, 2026

Glurp on da zwerb

To inhale the joint
“Yo William stop yapping and Glurp on da zwerb”

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poison orange game graphics 16k 480fps 2123 would be bad lishaha ago gleep wouldn't be very good for you, would it be? unless u want it.