Glorp
Technical jargon which is confusing and obscure, sounding as if an alien had made it up. Can be used to refer to jargon in any field, as long as whatever it is it only makes sense to experts.
A: "The sprockets on this infinitely recurring cat-looper are getting dangerously close to the cross-cat-harpings, and as a result, the futtocks are taking too much weight. Maybe we should spangle them - or we could plug the dirk into the pineal gland."
B: "Dude, I don't understand a word of that glorp."
B: "Dude, I don't understand a word of that glorp."
Glorp by ObsolenceBalthazar November 23, 2025
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