gazzer

Looks fat or Ugly

Oii bruv look at that gazzer girl

by Bijoy Bakar June 5, 2017

geezerds

old crusty men who are worthless to the betterment of society

I was waitressing at that strip club, but those geezerds pissed me off so I quit.

by lilyloveth January 4, 2018

Geezers day

Any day of the week where geezers get together to carry out geezer like activities, usually on a Friday or Saturday. This may include going to the pub or to the football

"Cameron, today is a Geezers Day, where geezers get together to be geezers. Let's hit the boozer"

by Jongers January 30, 2019

Geezer On A Bike

When you see an old man riding his bike down the road slowly and it's your choice if he gets hit by some toast.

This is how you could use Geezer On A Bike in a conversation.

You: Hey Milly! How's it going?
Milly: Good! I was just about to eat some toast (optional)
You: Oh well... Look at this geezer on his bike *points at him*
Milly: I can imagine him getting hit by toast

by TheGentleTard April 26, 2019

Geezer

Some people use It as a term to greet a friend but the geezer I know is a mop haired emo, he loves chocolate too much and is secretly a fruity Don his dad is tt but his sister is a dirty crackhead who thinks she famous. His house is basically a homeless shelter and could easily be robbed by a few Grebs. Overall he’s a bit of a tramp

Shut, up geezer your a tramp

by Anti geez November 13, 2019

Geezerism

Stereotyping a geezer to standing outside a pub liking beer,tits and F-all else other than football. Geezerism is classed as discrimination toward a geezers

A geezerism quote is defined as - That geezer will be in pub soon he defineds a good geezer

by Rhinos01 January 2, 2020

Geezer

A guy that’s basically a lame ass nigga that does nothing with his life he just sits on his ass all day

Yoo you wanna hang with my cousin?
Hell no he’s such a Geezer

by Zay3000 February 1, 2020