by Steve Hughes November 24, 2007

Metal Gear is something that people yell out when something bad happens. (refrencing Solid and Naked Snake from the metal gear solid video game series)
McDonald's drive thru: I'm sorry sir but our shake machine is broken.
Me: Metal Gear? METAL GEAAAAAARRRR
Me: Metal Gear? METAL GEAAAAAARRRR
by Maso-man June 27, 2016

the chair in your bedroom that your gear likes to sit on (it has been fully adopted as the place to put the gear you don't know where else to put because you are lazy and stuff). the gear chair keeps the rest of your room clean.
you probably have never sat on your gear chair. this is partially because the gear chair is often completely covered in gear for extended periods of time and people (especially the person who lives there) tend to not even notice it (not as a seat anyways)(even after it is cleaned off)and partially because it is a gear chair - not a seat.
you probably have never sat on your gear chair. this is partially because the gear chair is often completely covered in gear for extended periods of time and people (especially the person who lives there) tend to not even notice it (not as a seat anyways)(even after it is cleaned off)and partially because it is a gear chair - not a seat.
-the gear chair is most likely where you throw clothes you wore but did not get dirty
-the gear chair kicks it
-the gear chair gets its kick it on
-the gear chair kicks it
-the gear chair gets its kick it on
by Persy Puffington the 1st July 20, 2010

I was pedaling up Flowing Springs Rd and kept tapping my shifter for the non existent ghost gears to help with my suffering
by Lucky Hill Rider March 21, 2021

That touchdown catch was NICE GEARS
You: Did you hook up with that girl last night?
Me: Hell yeah i did!
You: NICE GEARS
You: Did you hook up with that girl last night?
Me: Hell yeah i did!
You: NICE GEARS
by PRIBS8 November 2, 2011

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by karaokeyoga May 4, 2023
