remote meat gazer

Remote Meat Gazer- The act of blankly staring as if studying someones package.

Ryan Ibsen is a remote meat gazer.

by novaman November 7, 2007

naval gazer

what someone is during the act of fellatio. while they are down there, they are at eye level the pitcher's naval.

she's a great naval gazer.

by wode June 18, 2007

Geyzer

A derogatory term for a promiscuous bloke/lad whose only ability is that of ejaculating.

Quite often completely docile, Geyzers are incapable of conversations that steer away from their central cause in life, ejaculating again and again in whoever and whatever is around.

Richie's been a proper Geyzer since he started taking them pills. He said once he's come, he has to come again and again.....

by Benncm February 28, 2011

gawzer

A deragatory nick name used by the band Phish to describe their fans.
Extracted from the way everybody approaches them and says
"you gawzer amazing"

All gawzers go the the aftershows hoping to ask the band stupid questions when all he band wants to do is fuck the hot chicks . DUH.

by marco esquandolas March 15, 2004

gayz0rs

Adj:
Outside of l33t speak, describing anything stupid or illogical. Used when there may be people present who take offense to using "gay" as a pejorative.

The movie theater's closed because it's raining? That's gayz0rs!

by grundig May 22, 2005

gayzee

gay+crazy=gayzee

Look at that guy running and swishin' all around in his Prada loafers lookin' all gayzee.

by azbankr February 24, 2014

gayverage

A beverage from Starbucks that is anything other that regular coffee.

me: "What would you like from Starbucks?"
Damian: "I'll take any gayverage!"

by gay-verage August 24, 2014