gurner

An alternative name for an ecstacy or MDMA tablet.

Comes from the jaw-clenching and eye-rolling effects of the drug.

Hey, guys, you fancy getting some gurners tonight?

or

I can't listen to dance music without gurners.

by Plush Terry August 5, 2004

Gardner-Webb University

A small, private Baptist college located in the town of Boiling Springs.

Gardner-Webb University is located in a one stoplight town

by yohon February 10, 2005

James Gardner

A weasel. A little botanist sucking fool. Kid likes to suck off khabib after his fights and take it from behind from Daniel Cormier. Kids mood flips on a dime. Curly haired Jew looking ass. Pale as Casper the ghost in this bitch. Words cannot describe how sped this homo gardener is.

James Gardner is a fucking weasel!

by Mysteriousjebblet November 27, 2018

Garnett

Giant family origin.

Wow danny your dad must be a Garnett!

by Yo-Mother December 21, 2008

guts for garters

Meaning you are in deep trouble. Comes from the serial killers of the early 1800's who would use the guts from their victims to make garters, that were sold on market stalls.

"I have just borrowed and crashed my dads car"

"He will have your guts for garters"

by Willy111 September 11, 2006

My Stars and Garters

Spontaneous personal expression of overwhelming shock and fear regarding a devastating event.

"Oh my stars and garters!" said The Beast in X-Men The Last Stand as the remaining x-men approached Alcatraz Island after Magneto had already begun his attack.

by OrphanBlack June 4, 2018

Gardner

A sex term referring to an individual who is pleasuring a females vagina with his tongue when he accidentally begins to lick the females anus.

Wow, Bryan you were a gardner today, I kind of liked it.

by Gskaff November 14, 2007