Gramecdote

An anecdotal story related to one by a grandparent, intended to impart wisdom to the younger generation.

Grandchild: "Grandma, what was it like growing up in the Great Depression?"

Grandmother: "I'll give you a piece of advice. If you're ever hungry and you don't have any money, you know what you do? Go into a restaurant, and ask for a cup of hot water and some ketchup. These things are free, right? Then, put the ketchup in the water and make yourself some tomato soup!"

Grandchild: "Thanks for the gramecdote!"

by Skuldseidhr March 5, 2012

Gramaphobe

A gramaphobe is someone who cannot accept the way someone communicates over the internet or text messages.

Texter 1: lol r u comin' to da party?

Texter 2: *Are *you *coming *the

Texter 1: XD ur such a Gramaphobe

by Genius6691 October 18, 2013

gram hoe

Somebody who trades sexual favours for grams of drugs.

this bitch a gram hoe.

by Len O'Callaghan April 20, 2016

grambre

Grambre is a hairstyle that refers to hair color fading from gray to whatever it was colored the last time said persons hair was dyed. This happens when there is a gap between getting ones hair colored and the gray from the new growth at the root is very visible. Hair gradually grows out and leaves a nice fade from the natural gray new growth and becomes lighter, or darker, towards the ends.

My sister really needs to have her hair colored, she has a major grambre at the moment.

by Fangirl1134 May 25, 2016

gramera

Best to smash with and best guy with a six pack. Green eyes and a perverted attitude is only the first part of a Gramera. Can be sensitive if he likes you but can be an asshole if your insulting/being mean to someone he cares for. BEWARE

"Have you seen Gramera? He's so good looking!"

by xxSNNIPERBOIxx December 10, 2016

gleamis

Noun. The male version of a vajazzle. A combination of Gleam and Penis.

Hey, Dave, take a look at my new Gleamis. Careful, it's still wet

Wow, how did you fit that diamond in there?

by SoldierISAS January 4, 2017

gram staining

The act of jerking off into an open joint then smoking you or your friend's semen

The last time I went gram staining was when I was with my dad

by Brown fish April 19, 2017