goob attack

having a confusing moment for no apparent reason, fuckin up repeatedly.

I just had a major goob attack.

by michael Woodburn November 6, 2006

Goober, Goob, or Gooby

Gu-burr Goober: 1. a nice way of calling someone an idiot after they've done something idiotic. 2. A nice way of telling someone they are wrong about something.

Guuub Goob. 1. A shortened form of the word above.

OMG you are a such a goober, the sky is orange!!!!!

by Angel July 3, 2003

Global Industrial Champion

A state of being the best at squeezing as much money as possible out of governments while also being in a constant litigious battle against their cheaper competitors.

Boeing is committed to doing everything it can, including screwing its employees, to become a Global Industrial Champion

by screech42 February 13, 2018

godballs

a curse word i made up that is surprisingly effective and adequate, you are free to spread it as you please. it means nothing, really. perhaps they are the balls of a god.

godBALLS that's fuckin retarded!

by Douglas Young September 27, 2008

GOBAT

stands for Got Outhealed By A Totem "GOBAT" - Used in World of Warcraft (WoW), when a priest or other such healing class is not healing the party members effectively. Shaman classes has totems that provide a small amount of healing - but shouldn't heal more than healing class. Therefore, if a priest is being outhealed by a totem, s/he's a pretty rotten healer.

Idolization (Shaman): "Priest, I need a heal!"
Priest: "What?"
(Happens repeatedly)
(Priest gets booted from group)
Kolira (Hunter): "Man, he was a GOBAT - your totems helped me more than him!"

by BiminiGirl February 12, 2009

Goobage

Derivative of Goober. Copious Goobin' that leads to an excess overload of people acting silly or ridiculous. Goobage occurs typically when Goobers take things to an extreme.

"We were out partying and goobin' and there was extreme goobage.

by Dolphin's Breath May 31, 2009

goobaglob

The amount of cum that remains in the condom after you rail a girl.

Dude, that goobaglob was huge.

by Cerlz August 14, 2010