by ihateaudrey200 July 04, 2021
The act of interfering with someone trying to hook up, get some action, or generally get in the way of some play.
The aftermath of being cock blocked.
The aftermath of being cock blocked.
"I was totally going to hit that with the fist of an angry god, but then she had to leave when her drunk friend got thrown out, leaving me with Genital Thwarts."
"Her ex-boyfriend never gets any action when she is around, because of her Genital Thwarts."
"Her ex-boyfriend never gets any action when she is around, because of her Genital Thwarts."
by me0wmix January 19, 2010
by InFurry8 March 02, 2019
The act of two or more people, male or female, touching their private areas as punishment or sexual stimulation.
by romancatholic500 November 24, 2021
Also know as a hemipenis. Snakes and lizards have two genitals, one for procreation and one for micturate.
Mark Zuckerberg: I was masturbating the other night when piss came out instead of semen?
Andrew Wilson: You have a hemipenis too?
Mark Zuckerberg: Snake genitals are a pain.
Andrew Wilson: You have a hemipenis too?
Mark Zuckerberg: Snake genitals are a pain.
by DJango the snake dick November 29, 2017
1. A disease in which people make the name Railey ( Riley) sound like (Ray-Lee) 2. The need for butt-sex 3. A vaginal disease causing herpes like sores 4. A screaming chimp.
by Banana-nut muffin August 06, 2008
guy 1: yo you should totally like get genitals
me: bro, i'm satisfied with the fact that i dont have them, being agender is cool
me: bro, i'm satisfied with the fact that i dont have them, being agender is cool
by my pseudonym February 25, 2025