Turd Gallery

Turd Gallery is when a man takes a big amount of shit, and gives them special names, exhibits them, so people can watch them.

Look at that Turd Gallery, it's awesome!

by Johnny Turd Boy October 29, 2008

bohemian nut gallery

An artisitic presentation wherein passersby showcase their testicles against the outside of a framed exterior window pane for patrons dining in an exquisite restaurant to view, leaving an opaque film, similar to a fingerprint, for all to see.

(culprits) "Hey, let's go leave a bohemian nut gallery for the rich a**holes in that restaurant we got kicked out of last week."

(rich a**hole) "Honey! What is that smudge on the window?"
"Mother of God... that's a bohemian nut gallery!"

by snug harbor 407 December 4, 2009

Galedictorian

A subgroup of audacious, genuinely smart ladies. Like valedictorians, they’re capable of demonstrating high intelligence while living like normal people

“Apparently Elizabeth Warren is running for President. Wasn’t she the governor of Massachusetts?” - Kevin

“Yeah, probably, but Elizabeth is one heck of a galedictorian. She’s a woman who is both smart and strong.” - Will

“We’ve came a long way since the 19th amendment was ratified!” - Kevin

*Kevin and Will fist bump*

by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020

Gaelen

The most amazing girl you will ever meet. Super nice and pretty. She is smart, talented and just AWESOME.

"omgsh look at Gaelen. She is so pretty and smart. I wish I was like her."

by TurkeyNugget 24/7 September 20, 2017

gallerina

young woman receptionist in a gallery, essentially a gallery ballerina. essentially a slur indicating her youth, inexperience and lack of justification for having attitude while working a menial job, from 'sex in the city'

I'm not going to let some little gallerina make me feel like an idiot for not knowing what gaklyd is - look sweetie, you're just a clerk.

by stendhalismo March 4, 2005

Galena

the ultimate dad. she got style, she got grace, she IS miss united states. one eggplant pant wearing beautiful soul of a lady who you should be blessed to meet and cross paths with. the voice of an angel and the creativity of a thousand tables (inside joke u wouldn't get it ;) ) much love to this bb

Hey do you know Galena?

Yes, she is the bees knees.

by pastybitch September 23, 2019

clark gable

pretty much the sexiest guy ever to grace the earth. he will sweep you away with his charm and various skills (in bed of course). he's a super nice, funny, down-to-earth guy that everyone loves. His mustache has its own Facebook page. He is literally the definition of "tall, dark, and handsome." 6'1" and that means big d.

I love my boyfriend; he's totally Clark Gable. Amazing in bed.

by itsnotcarole November 29, 2013