Guppy Gaper

After your done having aggressive anal with some mail order bride, you reach inside a McDonald's take out bag and shove a Filet o' Fish up her ass while using the bottom of a fountain drink to shove it up in there. (Fries Included)

Man 1: Man, I did the craziest shit last night!
Man 2: What?
Man 1: I gave a girl a Guppy Gaper!

Man 2 : what
Man 1: I shoved a fucking fish sandwich up a Taiwanese prostitute's ass!
Man 2: What the actual fuck is wrong with you?

by PseudonymousAnonymous January 22, 2021

Rim gaper

A person that only gets off of Gaping rims during sex who has a huge cock 9 inch +

Dean: "come on sam you always gape my ass aren't you into anything else like a double twisty sloppy toppy 101 deepthroat 900"
Sam "NO I AM THE RIM GAPER"
Johnny sins: Did someone say Rim Gaper??

by The Rape Gaper September 14, 2022

W.D GASTER

☝︎✌︎💧︎❄︎☜︎☼︎ ✋︎💧︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎ 💣︎✌︎☠︎ ⚐︎☞︎ ☟︎✌︎☠︎👎︎💧︎ ⚐︎☞︎ ❄︎☟︎☜︎ 🕆︎☠︎👎︎☜︎☼︎❄︎✌︎☹︎☜︎ 🕈︎⚐︎☼︎☹︎👎︎
You will need to translate that from Wingdings to English to find the definition

W.D GASTER WILL HOUNT YOUR GAME

by The secrets of Mystery May 10, 2022

gaper

tourist; referring to the gap in between goggles and hat most frequently seen on Southern Californians and people from Jersey who recreate in the mountains; usually accompanied by a Starter jacket

"Hey gaper, get in your Hummer and drive your ass back to Bayonne!"

by re-donkulous October 11, 2006

gapper

a kook that comes to tahoe to ski from another area or country

ussualy wears neon colored clothes from the 80's
have sunscreen all over there faces
and have a pussy ass accent

"yo did you see that gapper ski by homie"

"yeah lets go spray that fuckin kook"

by fuckallgapers July 31, 2007

gasterbating

(v)To hug someone for the main purpose of smelling them; To get pleasure from sniffing someone; The axe effect; Bomchickawahwah. The act of gasterbation. One who is the person, that is being sniff is the gaserbation station.
To gasterbate.

Glory: Mhhh; Kegan you smell awsome!
Kegan: Uh, thanks Glory, it's Puma.
Glory: Mmmhh, i like it.
Kegan: Uhhm Glory can you stop gasterbating on me?
I don't want everyone thinking that i'm a
gasterbation station.
Glory: Oh, shut up everyone knows that you are.

by Kegan Van Der Woodsen November 14, 2007

gaper

A skier or snowboarder who is not accustomed to the local scene - usually a tourist. They walk around with their mouths all agape, oogling and awe-ing the awesomeness that is "mountain life". They try to ski or ride and can most often be found flailing in beginner areas, going too fast in beginner areas, standing around in the way of everyone else, or trying to really be cool. They are usually most easily recognized by thier blue jeans and ski jackets wide open and usually carry their skiis across their shoulder strait out, parallel to the ground, instead of up and down. They have also been known to do "the helicopter" - making abrupt u-turns while carrying skis as described above. This move usually causes chaos and head injuries to other people in near vacinty.

Dude 1: What happened to your head?

Dude 2: Some stupid Gaper helicoptered his skiis right into my skull when he couldn't figure out how to put a lift ticket on his blue jeans

by exTex March 31, 2010