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furniucus

a term refering to the chochalate covered goodness of poo-related tree stumps that causes homo spaiens to expose their stapled stomach juices in unappealing ways.
the girl was so furnicus that her intenstines foudn fault in here demioner.
by Haja Konez February 26, 2005
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Move Some Furniture

1) To discreetly say that you need to poop

2) Take a huge poop
(person A):You want to come over and play some pool?

(Person B):No dude sorry, I gotta move some furniture

(Person A): Can't you do it later?!

(Person B): No
by Lou Craven July 1, 2009
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furni the sience guy

furni,

what?

furni the sience guy
by 3v6h5vhw5t March 29, 2021
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Funishment

Playing a game such as pool or a sport such as Basketball with friends who are much better than you.
I'm always up for some funishment with you, Bro.
by Chewington March 19, 2009
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furnishphopia

Falling in love with an inanimate object/s and having sextual affair wit it
Psychologist- hey Bethenny nice to meet so you come her with the immediate attention that you might be a furnishphopia

Bethanny- yes that correct I have fallen in love with my door

Psychologist- yes that is correct
by Jailos January 12, 2019
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Furnisexual

A person who is sexually or romantically attracted to furnishings.
Despite his claims that he did not have sexual relations with that couch, everyone knows that deep down J.D. Vance is secretly a Furnisexual.
by PleaseWriteYourNameHere August 18, 2024
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fornis

Fornis is a right-wing noob gamer from the north of Sweden. Like Miffo^ he can mostly be found next to your traschcan, and when you can't find him there, you'd better watch your back..
Fornis is behind me! RUN!!
by Snickers November 1, 2007
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