fictional googology

The study of large numbers beyond infinity. Also the shittiest form of math. Set theory is better than this crap.

F25Key:What range of math do you qualify in?
OWOT User 1 :I like doing the best math in the universe, Fictional Googology!
F25Key:It sucks ass
OWOT User 1:What, it’s the best math in the universe!
F25Key:Your father left you

OWOT User 1:, it’s the best math in the universe!
F25Key:FG is horrible
OWOT User 1: You are wrong! FG is the best stuff in the universe!
OWOT User 2:It really isn’t…
OWOT User 3: Person 1: Oh, fictional googology? That stuff is BOORING!! They have names with no creativity and have 1000+ second long explosions before mentioning something fake. Plus, it is just numbers that are not even useful.
F25Key:Where did you come from? You still said facts though.

by F25Key June 10, 2023

functioning homosexual

A functioning homosexual is a gay person who has not given
thier life over to the drama associated with their sexual orientation.
A homosexual who can pass as straight when the need arises.
Someone like Will on Will and Grace.

Gay Dude 1: It's amazing how calm Bob was when Brucie had
his meltdown at the GLT meeting last night.
Gay Dude 2: Bob is very good at keeping it together, he is quite
the functioning homosexual.

by jsd9632 December 18, 2011

functionally Amish

The condition of being clueless about technology.

She can't figure out how to open her e-mail; she's functionally Amish.

by xxoomom February 8, 2010

Functionally lazy

Someone who is not actually lazy, but someone who never empties the bin, never refills the toilet roll , never buys the milk, never cleans the van, never does day to day functional tasks

That sales guy in the office gets great sales figures, but there is no tea bags again, he is so functionally lazy

by Col Decker November 16, 2021

This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.

when the screen saver cant run because it requires functionality that is not available on your graphics/video card.
this is usually because your graphics/video card is fucking terrible

Windows: This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.
Jimothy: oh no i cant run this screen saver when im away because my video card is from a SNES

by Stickboi__ March 8, 2023

Fractional ownership

When your friend is being a cheap, sneaky son of a bitch.

Mauss is trying to trick me into fractional ownership of a camper and/or plane.

by c-dall October 15, 2016

Fictional Love

That's what you call it when a human person is being in love or having a relationship with a fictional character. Most of these occasions it's innocent and fun, but sometimes the fictional character can take control of their life. Sometimes, the person sticks with his or her own 'invented' love, leading to not understanding how love and sex works in real life.

In short: keep fictional love small, don't take it to the next level if you're quite sensitive or serious about your fictional love.

Stella shares a fictional relationship/love with Spongebob.

Josh is fictionally in love with Sailor Moon.

I think I am in fictional love with you, Garfield.

by HamKaas April 26, 2019