fuck me mommy

lesbians

'ahhhh~ mommy i'm gonna cum!" her breasts jiggled.

'cum for me baby~'

and they came together. breasts squishing
devouring the cum
or sub boys
'ahh~ mommy and i being a good boy for you?'
'yes so g-OO-d. faster baby boy~!'

"fuck me mommy~! make me cum all over you large titties!"

by ahornykid December 16, 2021

fuck-me tattoo

Tattoo on a female's lower back. Considered the ultimate in body art by white trash. Also known at tramp stamp. Usually seen right above thier thong underwear.

When that bitch bends over you can see her fuck-me tattoo.

by jadyn513 February 27, 2007

Fuck Me Tender

An exclamation, usually said loudly after experiencing sudden pain or hearing particularly bad, unexpected news.

I lost how much in the stock market today? oH Fuck Me Tender! Are you kidding me?!

by CJ Banks August 20, 2007

Fuck me dingo

To fuck ones dingo, also meaning "well, fuck me"

person 1: omg, look at that hot chick
person 2: fuck me dingo
person 1: I know right!

by jayyeah977 August 23, 2014

Fuck me In The Asshole

To stick the cocc in ass

Oh please do not Fuck Me In The Asshole

by TheRealKittYT April 9, 2017

Fuck me sideways

An expression of shock or surprise at a given situation

Fuck me sideways, its cold outside today

by Montespan July 12, 2011

Fuck Me Running

Shortened FMR .

Term used when somewhat speechless, in Shock and/or Amazement

Did you hear that the Chicago Cubs won the World Series?

Well Fuck Me Running

by Stormy G January 5, 2012