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Who the hell put the muffins in the freezer? or whpmf (as a abbreviation) can be said in replace of ‘what the hell is going on?’ or ‘what the fuck’.
jill: on top of the fridge

ryan: walks in

ryan: who the hell put the muffins in the freezer?
by that.ali3n August 23, 2020
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Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark

Stumpy loser euro-royal who tried to hang out with Snoop Dogg in Copenhagen and got booted so more chicks would fit in the venue. Tried to bribe his way back into Snoop Dogg's circle by getting Danish security police to release Dogg's bag of weed. Also known for meekly following his butch wife, Crown Princess Mary of Denmark, around shopping centres, shopping for kids clothes.
There he was, Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark, a man who should have had the world at his feet, trailing around with his bogan nieces and nephews in the boondocks of Hobart.
by Miggly December 6, 2006
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Frederik

Frederik’s are the greatest boyfriend anyone could ever wish for! They are an extremely rare breed, known as the Nordic Aliens located in the heart of Pleiades. One has been sent down to earth disguised as the most handsomest guy ever to exist. He has the most beautiful blue eyes, soft looking hair, perfectly sculpted face and not to mention a body of a sex god. Anyone to meet a Frederik are considered the luckiest humans alive. He will make your life go from bad to good, your mood go from sad to happy, your heart go from broken to whole. He is sweet, kind, caring, loyal, funny and the best thing to ever happen to someone! You just fall instantly in love with him and being loved by one is the best thing that could ever happen to you. Once you have him, you won't ever want to let him go. You’ll want him to be in his arms forever!
Extremely a Frederik
by Potatohuskerian August 17, 2018
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Frazer James

a psycho bloke who comes from Blackpool. When sober, is generally sarcastic - which to people he dont know, gives really bad first impressions , and is genreally good at computers. HOWEVER

feed him some alcohol and he becomes a psychotic woman raping whore. Tells his friends how he would like to do shot girls one handed, and finds it difficult to not shout out to fit birds how nice their ass is, regardless whether or not their boyfriends are present.
Friend : hi Stu, who is your friend... he's a fuckin nutcase. He shouted to some bird that she was fit then her moche boyfriend jumpped on his back and cut his ear open... then he got headbutted by a police horse!!

Me : ROFLMAOLOLZBBQ... thats Frazer James
by Shelly February 3, 2005
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freezer tits

The act of women with enormous tits flopping her enormous tits inside of a freezer- especially after a dare.
Yeah, well she has freezer tits
by FDP/ August 19, 2006
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frezzer

The young and naive may believe that a frezzer is simply a freezer with a typo. The daft and dumb may believe that a frezzer is bad hair-do from the fifties. If you fall into one of these categories it is okay, for soon you will be saved. Below is everything and everything you would ever want to know about the frezzer.
In the age of post-structuralism, Western society was in a constant quandary. Often questions were being tossed around along the lines of: "Do I really want a fish sandwich, because I do not know the true meaning of it?" and "What is oatmeal cookie chip ice cream? Which is more important, the oatmeal or the chip? You need to have both for the ice-cream, so how can you know?", etc.
One sexy night, a man named Leon Phelps came up with a solution, a way to have it all and not a single worry. He invented ... the frezzer.
Imagine a magic eight ball. Now imagine a cooler. Now imagine a poodle. Forget the poodle, but combine the magic eight ball and cooler. Voila, uno frezzero.
A frezzor deals with all your food-related woes. Do you ever wonder if you cannot handle the salinity of bovinity divinity? Just ask your neighborhood frezzer for a helping hand.
Frezzers became extremely popular in the post-structuarlist era, yet they did not do too well on the market due to a recall two weeks after production due to a few frezzers with "attitude problems".
You may find one at a local novelty store, or java babies.
"Ask not what you can do for your frezzer, but what your frezzer can do for you"
"I take the salt from my wounds and put them in my frezzer-arita"
by the notorious lkp February 9, 2006
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Dutch Freezer

When one unknowingly sits on the toilet after someone has previously pissed on the seat, thus covering their ass in piss.
Me: Yo, I think Woolgar just dutch freezer'd his toilet.

Si: FUCK! I JUST SAT IN THAT PISS.
by Jay&Wool July 22, 2009
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